Makes it even worse.

Intriguing. So presumably, this recipe could be adjusted similarly.

Thank you, but I think the carb count of gluten-free flour would probably be the same as all-purpose flour.

What a little chode.

Question: I’m currently doing keto, and but for the all-purpose flour, this would be excellent. Do you think one could sub in almond or coconut flour in its place?

Wegman’s is what I miss most about living in Maryland now that we’ve moved to North Carolina. Sigh...

Never have I been more grateful for my immunity to poison ivy. (I’m way more likely to go to town on a mango than to walk in the woods.)

Damn it. I always did like her. Now I like her much less.

...So instead of ordering catering from literally any restaurant in DC that caters, this “billionare” puts out a spread from the motherfucking dollar menu.

God, the other half truly are clueless, aren’t they?

Not only a substantial raise, but also excellent healthcare.

Oh God. That sounds painful.

This entire comment is a work of art.

Be nice if it was, but no.

I like the cut of your jib.

Yes, but remember that we must always blame the women connected to bad men for not stopping their behavior. /s

As a Renaissance faire nerd who has worn many a corset, I can tell you that either these actresses are lying for dramatic effect, or the costuming people were lacing them in far more tightly than a corset is meant to be worn. A properly fitted corset will not make you faint.

Go forth and nerd, my friend.

At least, and probably more.