One of the ways I know my husband is a winner is that he has seen me with extremely long hair and prefers me with a pixie cut (which is my preferred style, due to laziness).

Hey, I’m a pasty white lady with a Chinese husband! *high five*

They just always act so fucking condescending. And while they’re hitting on me! Like it’s very clear they want someone who looks cute, but who they can still feel superior to.

Don’t say that too loud, man. They’ll come revoke your “Black” card.

Oh shit, that sounds amazing.

I like raw vegetables without salt, but otherwise this is 1000% true.

I’m fond of marinating overnight in a salty brine seasoned further with sugar, herbs, and an absolutely irresponsible number of garlic cloves. 

I think it’s the belt/high neckline combo making her tatas look abnormally low-slung. So I think we’re circling back to “her stylist hates her.”

I’m pretty sure it is, but that doesn’t tend to stop people.

Rape fantasies are one of the most common to be held by women. While I don’t understand the appeal, I’m not going to shame other women who are into that.

*dry heaves*

If she is, that’s hysterical.

Slim to none.

What was the twist?

Oh Jesus

Isn’t it just? Probably how they get away with so much. Oh, you were uncomfortable with the off-book brutality we added? Cool, you’re not getting paid.

I can’t parse what it’s supposed to be about, so I haven’t watched it. Can anyone, like, explain?

God. Poor baby.

She wanted to be a model. Desperately. No agency thought she had the looks or the skills, so daddy got her into the celebrity division at Elite. Still no luck.

No.