Oh damn. I love steak, and I love olives, but I had never considered combining these two wonderful things. You’re just wrinkled my brain.

Ooooh yes.

This is the correct take.

Apropos of nothing, Brie and Metz both look amazing in the header image.

“Sentient” is a strong word.

Ugh, that sounds hellish. Thank you so much for sharing, and I’m so sorry you went through this.

And ragtime! Shameless music!

Oh my GOD, I adore this massive cheeseball.

They look sharp as hell.

I like the way you think, but the ability to feel shame would be required, and he lacks it.

^ This right fucking here. It wouldn’t matter if she was older than him; he’s putting her in a position where she can’t really refuse his advances. Can she, some random woman, safely smack the shit out of a rich, famous man onstage at his own concert? Not really.

She may not be underage in whichever state this took place, but he absolutely should not be sexually assaulting random strangers whether or not they can legally consent to sex with him.

What, exactly, did he learn — if anything — at Wharton?

Funny; I thought that was when we were “great” by GOP standards.

Y E P

Perhaps having diddled themselves to images of not-their-husband’s big hard dick makes them Impure Harlots?

He might’ve, if people had known who he was.

Yep. Because they’ll always “go to the gym next week.”

Ohhh yes he was.

It’s also the original plot of the Sleeping Beauty fairytale.