Oh stop. She looked fabulous and she sounded fabulous. We’ve spent that last four years basically living in the Hunger Games, so it was incredible to have someone as talented as Lady Gaga perform and commemorate this new era dressed as such. Plus I loved that golden microphone. And she did it in front of Mike Fucking…

Never give up the opportunity to shit on successful women, Joan.

My bet’s on Dormamu.

What I’m liking is that (aside from just being good) I’m baffled as to who be behind the situation they’re in. I doubt it would be anything as insane as Dormamu or Mephisto or Cthon. The tech we see at the end of the first two episodes, and in the trailers, seems decidedly human. The voice at the end of episode 2 is…

The Harts ask their hosts mundane questions about their pasts, and tension builds as it becomes clear they can’t answer. The mood shifts from Sherwood Schwartz to David Lynch when Mr. Hart starts to choke at the table while Mrs. Hart, whose smile remains eerily frozen, demands that her husband “Stop it!” Wanda calmly…

Right, I mean why would anyone on a women’s website care about a movie being made about one of the most important women in the history of comedy, starring Javier Bardem no less? Please, let’s talk about the cattle call that is The Bachelor all day long instead.

Only one thing needs to be said...

Some are going to have trouble getting to his events and getting home.

So do you consider Al’qaeda to be terrorists or freedom fighters? That argument is a double edged sword.

he joins a chorus of privileged public figures who have felt a need to speak out against this maligned “cancel culture”—which tends to actually consist of marginalized communities speaking out against sustained, systemic abuse

My favorite Nicolas Cage line in “Face/Off” is when Cage takes over an FBI-expensed business jet, kills the federal cops’ mole on board, tosses her dead body beneath the airplane’s wheels, then goes up to the cockpit and at gunpoint says to the airplane pilot, “What the FUCK are you doing? FLY, BITCH!” and then…

And people say comics make no sense. 

The potential weirdness could be a good hook for the Marvel agnostic, but everyone else will surely be eager to see what kind of ramifications this has for the future of these characters—after all, Wanda is apparently going to be in the new Doctor Strange, and Vision was dead that last time we saw him.

(CW: mention of child sexual abuse)

“a solid contender for the title of Best Hollywood Chris” - Crikey, enough with this tired gag, please. Even if it’s technically punching up, it’s still a form of cyber-bullying, implies objective truths where there are none, and rests entirely upon a lame observation of actors sharing a first name as if that’s some…

Also:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you can be right and still be the asshole.

Screaming obcenities at your employees doesn’t make a you a tough-but-fair, decisive leader. Just means you’re an asshole. Cruise’s message is correct, his management style is garbage.

(A few days ago, Tom Cruise was recorded going on a Les Grossman-level rant at the Mission Impossible crew for breaking quarantine rules.)

So the adhd scientologist is the voice of reason, careful planning and restraint? God this year is bizarre...