I hate Ron Artest.

"So by publicizing this we just wanted to make sure that everyone who gets pulled over in a new CTS-V definitely gets a ticket."

@snap_understeer_ftw: Maybe after you flip it onto it's roof during the launch.

Bad job, Ariel. All that beige might confuse current Camry owners.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Good lord that's expensive.

This is why people think arrow-painters are asshats.

Here's a fun little story,

@crd22: Hulkamania, fratello!

You must be handicapped if you think your bright orange Gallardo is still cool.

Does ANYBODY know what we're looking at?

lol Asssssssssholee.

@subframespacer: And if you have a road owned by Volkswagen to drive it on.

@spiegel1: According to him her penis is just as big as everyone else's. Except for Kyle Busch, he's the biggest dick in NASCAR.

Rednecks have a Bad Habbit of reproducing.

@Jagvar: We did yesterday's already too. [jalopnik.com]

@wheatieboy: [jalopnik.com]

Didn't we do this one already?

Chooch gate?

@Maxis47: That argument can be made for a lot of vehicles that people drive. The Excursion, however, takes it to a whole new level.

@Maxis47: 2 stories for you.