@Whitetrashsteve: Hahaha I did NOT know that!

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: I'll bring the beer and the folding chairs.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Regardless. The point is made very clear. Female, male, teenager, grizzly bear, someone that doesn't know what they're doing shouldn't be let behind the wheel. They may not cause harm this time but at some point they will.

At least 8 of yesterday's QOTD can also be chosen for this.

...Tyrannical and a risk to explode?

@koolykool44: haha Guilty

@Half the wheels and twice the fun: Having driven them and having a father that's owned 4 of them I can tell you this. The Alfa driver is more of the person that likes apples. Then the car slaps them in the face and asks how we like them apples.

I hope it's not too late for my suggestion but I loooove E30s. Everybody respects E30s for the countless reasons that made it such a great platform to begin with. I, personally, like it so much because it's the exact opposite of bizarre. Even when customized they are so clean and low-key.. they look great. They also…

I really liked this. A whole lot more than the production version.

Didn't know he was a racing fan.

Didn't know he was a racing fan.

@CJinSD: If slipperiness is your enemy then avoid the bananas. Get the star and worry no more!

Panama!

@adema135:

Must be the same guy that, when younger, decided it was a good idea to put Lambo doors on cars that weren't Lambos.

@luisthebeast: I want to see that thing hooned.

Who cares? The car is still going to be shit.

He was probably on his way to NW.

@niftyjack: I'd take the black Malibu.

@crzydood17: Why not? Tom Cruise did it.