Holy shit, people are taking you seriously. Every time I think that people in the world might not be too stupid to live, I’m proven wrong.

You’re right that this is relieving, but don’t worry: I haven’t had all my hair in like five years.

Schreier: How has the optimization been going? There’s so much going on and there are so many graphical effects that it must be tough to get a stable framerate on consoles.