Don't even say it, @avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus . Don't even say it.

Yeah, sometimes it's more complicated. I thought Chuck broke up with me via cancellation after Season 3, so I stopped watching. Somehow, a year later, I see a preview for the season 4 finale of Chuck. Whaaa? Turns out I dumped it without realizing it. Or as I call it, the Reverse Ann Perkins.

Why? The only 30 Rock episode I can think of that even mentions Glen and Sally is in Governor Dunston. That was a throwaway line and does no excuse even joking about Glenn and Sally. Yuck. The boy wanted her mother's hair, and GOT it.

If nothing else, Marshall is a TERRIBLE friend to Barney with all of that "not yet" malarkey.

If nothing else, Marshall is a TERRIBLE friend to Barney with all of that "not yet" malarkey.

See, I don't want Peggy working for Don again. I want them to be friendly rivals,  always daring each other to new lengths, cursing each other in their respective offices, and toasting each other at awards shows. I want Peggy to poach clients and employees, and I want that to anger Don. I want Don to dismiss her in an…

Come on.

With an unlikely turn by Will Smith's long-since banished first son Trey, of "Just the Two of Us 'fame'", as Bergelkut.

Excellent choice.

God forbid that day ever come.

I keep saying the male version of the manic-pixie-dream-girl is the mad-promiscuous-dream-guy. You know, the confident, rakish womanizer with a trail of broken hearts, but who sets his sights on one woman and tries to change his ways. Barney Stinson, Logan Echolls, Tony Stark, Rick Castle, Chuck on Gossip Girl, etc,…

I keep saying the male version of the manic-pixie-dream-girl is the mad-promiscuous-dream-guy. You know, the confident, rakish womanizer with a trail of broken hearts, but who sets his sights on one woman and tries to change his ways. Barney Stinson, Logan Echolls, Tony Stark, Rick Castle, Chuck on Gossip Girl, etc,…

Shaun of the Dead is scary and funny, and while it wasn't aimed at kids, I'm sure there's a whole squad of kids with "cool parents" who let them watch it at sleepovers and quote it ad nauseum. I feel like that's comparable, right?

The autotuning on Glee freaks me out- at least, it did in the first season, which is the one I steadfastly watched. Lea Michele, the lead of Glee whose mouth is always open, has a tremendous voice that had no need for autotune before she became a part of the Glee machine. Same with Matthew Morrison, who plays the…

But-but-but- I loved the pilot so much that I made most of my friends watch it, too. The only ones who liked it enough to keep watching were female, myself included.

Now, now- basketball talk has no room for the No True Scotsman fallacy.

Where do you come from where people needed wits and intelligence to effectively bully? Sometimes all they needed was to be louder and more confident.

There are only two things I love in this world; everybody, and television.

Wait, who's gay on Castle?

Marcia Langman makes an excellent Pawnee villain. I would love to see an episode where she butts heads with Chris Traeger.