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Nah, if Patrick Stewart hadn't been stabbed in the heart by those pesky Nausicaans, he would have been meeker and less self-assured, putting him in a perfect position to go back to school at Greendale for a fresh start.

Nah, if Patrick Stewart hadn't been stabbed in the heart by those pesky Nausicaans, he would have been meeker and less self-assured, putting him in a perfect position to go back to school at Greendale for a fresh start.

On the other hand, the continuing marriage of Chris Pratt & Anna Faris is one of just a few that are standing in the way of my girlfriend's and my ascent to "funniest couple alive".

On the other hand, the continuing marriage of Chris Pratt & Anna Faris is one of just a few that are standing in the way of my girlfriend's and my ascent to "funniest couple alive".

I would watch that and Private Parts as a double-feature.

I would watch that and Private Parts as a double-feature.

I mean, sure, but I watched SNL as a teenager and laughed my ass off at all of their Ann Miller/Debbie Reynolds/Frank Sinatra jokes. I'm sure there are plenty of 14-year-olds who are cracking up at Flip Wilson impressions without really knowing why.

I mean, sure, but I watched SNL as a teenager and laughed my ass off at all of their Ann Miller/Debbie Reynolds/Frank Sinatra jokes. I'm sure there are plenty of 14-year-olds who are cracking up at Flip Wilson impressions without really knowing why.

Best non-actor hosts: Paul Simon, Justin Timberlake, and Nancy Kerrigan. Don't you judge me.

Best non-actor hosts: Paul Simon, Justin Timberlake, and Nancy Kerrigan. Don't you judge me.

And Chris Parnell!

And Chris Parnell!

Pie. It is, as I recall, short for "Piscene".

Pie. It is, as I recall, short for "Piscene".

Late 80s/early 90s!? I feel like you're getting your cultural signifiers jumbled. Everybody was accurate early-2000s, or at the earliest late-1990s. That velvet tracksuit Penny was wearing was pure Juicy Couture/Baby Phat, which was a major millennial look. I remember girls sporting them with flip flops while

Late 80s/early 90s!? I feel like you're getting your cultural signifiers jumbled. Everybody was accurate early-2000s, or at the earliest late-1990s. That velvet tracksuit Penny was wearing was pure Juicy Couture/Baby Phat, which was a major millennial look. I remember girls sporting them with flip flops while

Yeah! Wait a minute!

Yeah! Wait a minute!

As always, I feel obligated to mention that I adapted and directed a fully-staged production of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet in my basement in college, six years ago:

As always, I feel obligated to mention that I adapted and directed a fully-staged production of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet in my basement in college, six years ago: