Awesomely said. People like to bitch about shit that has nothing to do with them.

I'm one of the few people in this world that agrees that the panamera is a nice looking car. Then again, everyone here gets their taste in cars from Top Gear.

King Buzzo himself does not understand that price. In fact I'm sure he's glad to not have to cram in there anymore.

What years are we talking here? I have a 97.

Just remember, anything involving a new camaro is immediately not cool. As determined by the unwashed masses of the internet.

Chiming in to say my 2012 mustang has the same thing.

Wow, I didn't realize you guys didn't get some cars either. Tell you what, we'll trade you a 300c for some of your epic turbo diesel wagons. :)

What happens if you drive away with your wheels turned off?

Fracking is bullshit. I hope we don't need an environment in the future.

I don't see the problem here.

Nice work man, true Jalop.

At the 3 minute mark, was anyone else surprised the car was blue?

Spot on. (not to mention the car rattled, had a terrible stereo, and the trans didn't feel great—and mine was an 09) I'd check one out again if they got a significant power bump, but till then, it's just a great winter car.

I went from a new camaro with about 380 to the wheels, to an sti with about 250 to the wheels. That lasted a winter, and traded it on a new stang with 3.73s. Zero regrets.

I dunno man, I think 300 hp is a little tough to argue as "insane" regardless of the drive wheels :)

I love the Steve-Dave reference. Snooch to that Booch!

Give it AWD and price it right. Would be some neat competition for the STI. But that would make too much sense.

GM BTW? Buy the wagon.

Between this joke and Brian's: I prefer the ladder.

She does drive a Corolla after all :) I just didn't remember the exact number—something like 74.