3rd gear: Just in time to trade my 2012 in......make it fast and you'll have my money.

Fuel mapping? Any tuning program worth its salt can do that for $500 or less.

I see you....and raise.

She ain't a donk unless you put some obscene rims on it.

He obviously didn't want to wake Teddy.

Is that a standalone fuel management system!?

People will always need somewhere to eat.... or to put together a puzzle? Nevermind....perhaps not what you meant ;)

The car was as much a star of the movie as Gibson. They also dressed alike. And because soopa charger.

So Subaru made the exterior out of glass to go along with their transmissions?

it shall be another 48 years of me questioning why people buy them

Depending on the exact year and if that's a factory original competition yellow C4, that's a pretty rare car to spongify.

Zing! Well, it is relatively. $1.5k for the car, $2k for the RIMZ/tires, and finally $20 for the port holes.

Sure it can. You just need hand tools.

Pending mileage, that's a pretty good price for a civic around me. Besides—I don't know anyone not completely inbred that drives a civic to look good. It's a hooptie, and this one just happens to be orange.

'a red !gas pump! icon and filled the trip computer's display with the words "Battery level is low."'

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"New photos released by NASA today are the sharpest ever photos of the Human Scrotum under magnification"

You have to be both a genius, and beautiful. Later in life you can put on weight though.

Wow, so that's what you can do when you weigh 90lbs!?

Nothing outside of a medical emergency warrants that level of stupidity.