Somehow I think you’re lying.

Bill Simmons just came in his pants. He’s probably already written 4 episodes of AGW about the conspiracy.

Robin Arryn’s grown up:

1000/1: Theon strangles him with severed Greyjoy peen.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

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Looks like Cleveland...

Ohhh, “Chinatown for Mexicans,” and here I thought Mexicantown was something else. I get it now!

Obligatory:

Prolly just me, but I’ve always thought Tirico is just boring as shit. He’s not bad enough to hate on like Chris Berman or Joe Morgan, he’s just a mediocre voice. His “championship calls” lack any charisma whatsoever. There’s no “Do you believe in miracles?” or “I don’t believe what I just saw” in his highlight reel,…

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

I’m glad Floyd Mayweather Jr. found another job after his retirement

Christ, this poor motherfucker.

“You know what this boring story needs? A fucking remix!”

They’ve been waiting for their chance to charge the mound ever since Randy Johnson murdered their mom.