addictedtosmut
addictedtosmut
addictedtosmut

People compliment my husband about me a lot...right in front of me. I’ll admit my husband is a bit of a gigantic teddy bear nerd (huge former football player but who also loves computers and Star Wars) so I think people imagine his wife might be more stately or nerdly? I’m cute as a button (maybe in some audiences

How can you not?

Yeah, I am okay with this. Seems like he's just minding his own business. Looks good on the brick. Needs a name though.

public service announcement - lots of kindle books are on sale from $2-$5. i bought the nightingale so i can feel literary

Because consensual BDSM play has nothing to do with actual rape. Many sex-positive feminists engage in BDSM without it conflicting or cancelling out their feminist politics.

Two different things going on, which it would be helpful to know. 1) Kool-aid and other colorful fruity non-juice drinks (“purple drink,” “yellow drink”) are for some stereotypically associated with Black Americans, probably because they are cheap grocery store drinks you might drink more often when you are poor, and

that said - there is nothing fundamentally wrong with drinking koolaid (except that sweetening it requires a lot of sugar). but as you said below, it would be on par with the white anchor having asked her if she made fried chicken for thanksgiving. everyone eats fried chicken, just like a lot of people drink koolaid,

With the trend for overdoing antibiotics, some of those resistant tiny celled bacteria are getting like hella monster movie scary.

I think there are wedding tats for lasting relationships, which I base solely on the Jezebel ITheeDread post awhile back. Sobriety dates? I am too superstitious to get mine and it was 11 years ago.

MILLIHELEN!!!! Why is the universe so cruel?

When I was in high school, a girl in my drama club had a tattoo on her left breast of the date she stopped using cocaine. It was that kind of high school.

My big sister wants us to get sister tattoos, which seems fairly legit since it’s not like we’re going to stop being related to each other one day. However, I am lazy and generally opposed to both needles and commitment, so I’ve told her that if she can find one that I like, is generally unobtrusive, and she pays for

I have a dragon on my thigh that my ex wife drew. Luckily it’s badass but when anyone asks the symbolism I mumble something about how I used to do martial arts and wander away.

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never get a tattoo related to an SO in any way. It’s a curse, I tell you!

You would have made a dashingly dramatic lady in the 18th century though. Fetch the smelling salts and the sofa!

Your abdominals and lower back muscles. Perhaps I’m wrong, but when you prop them up, you transfer part of their support function onto the mechanical wrap itself.

Yeah, cause we all know how effective weight loss is, and even more, how useful it is targeting weight loss to certain parts of the body. Good try at being a bitch, though.

Won’t your unused muscles lose strength, though?