That is what has always confused me about the song. The song is about him!

You can’t call him vain for thinking the song is about him, if the song is really about him.

First off, nobody mentioned actual violence by a pastor or other religious leader. You did. And show me one place in America that this has happened without law enforcement getting involved. One.

YES. And I just fell down the rabbit hole of googling “fun hijabs”. Will report back soon.

At least it wasn’t Adam Levine again.

Millihelen was seriously my favorite.

NOOOOO NOT JANE NOOOOOOO :(

ARGH. NO. I mean, Mondays aren’t worth living without BCO. And I just discovered Indefinitely Wild. It’s been a great resource. And Millihelen is fun.

They are legit the only reasons I check Jez every damn day now. wtf

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

Erin is leaving, and both Millihelen and Kitchenette are being shuttered. While I’m fine with GM taking a more political turn (I love The Slot), I’m hoping that Jezebel doesn’t become the tabloid corner.

Whoa, Millihelen and Kitchenette? Aren’t they really popular?

Nooo! Not Jane!

Today we are folding Gawker’s The Vane, Jezebel’s Millihelen and Kitchenette, Lifehacker’s Workshop and AfterHours, Jalopnik’s Flight Club, and Gizmodo’s Indefinitely Wild and Throb. Pursuant to Gawker’s new focus, Defamer, Morning After, and Valleywag will be permanently shuttered, clearing the path for Jezebel to…

I laughed out loud several times. Cats are such assholes.

It seemed to me that the reason they brought 12 cats is not that they are trained to do 12 different things, but that they are hoping that out of 12 cats, maybe 2 will do something when the time comes.

This was so dumb and my favorite thing all at the same time.

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

OMG and when the one stopped to scratch its nails......the greatest thing ever.

I absolutely love this. It was the cat’s plan all along.