Everything she said is fantastic. What I hate though is that in order to answer those questions, she had to be ready to be on the defensive. She could have very easily just answered the question but decided she could take a stance. Its great. In real life conversation...women get beat up for that. “OMG everyone just…

Same here. I wish I could give her a hug for this.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

Oh TRUST ME, it’s on.

ps - Also not liking the current situation in Israel re: Palestine. Let’s get on that.

Imagine the reaction if he had a #ifthatisokaywithyouofcourse in there. That would be endearing.

the WORST ones are the ones with any kind of embroidery. my parents’ upstairs bathroom has a “beach” theme, and my mom got these tiny hand towels with seashells embroidered on them. but you can’t dry your hands with them!! it’s just scratchy embroidered thread!!

What did you do to have to make this article? What did I do for this to exist? Maybe we should cancel Halloween altogether.

I’m reading the scary stories in another tab, and honestly this might be the scariest thing I encounter this Halloween.

It’s all about Under Wraps. It’s the best Disney channel Halloween original!!

I’ve never checked before by you’re right. This should be fixed ASAP. It’s not just an oversight, it’s a GD crime against humanity. Is the Olsen twin classic Double Double Toil and Trouble on there AT LEAST??

Related: Why isn't Halloweentown on Netflix? Someone make this happen.

I’m still really confused by this movie and cannot bring myself to watch it to figure it out. I think even IMDB’s description is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So I might watch this on Halloween for the first time. While eating the candy that is supposed to go to trick-or-treaters, but fuck them and their stupid costumes.

Emailed Mr. Barnacles for his expert opinion.

That... makes more sense. That’s what I get for reading without my glasses.

I have a friend who makes her own fortune cookies with the darkest, most existentially fucking depressing messages inside them. Like: “Love is a chemical illusion,” and “The whistle on your life jacket will attract no attention,” and “Entropy always wins in the end, asshole.”

I am a cat lady. I have two right now, but that’s only because my landlord won’t allow me to get more. When I get my own house........I will try to be an ethical cat hoarder. They’ll all be fixed and none of them will be dying in dark corners and not discovered for 4 years. But, yeah, I’m going to have lots of them.

That’s the darkest laffy taffy joke I’ve ever seen.