hahaha, I got distracted and only did one eyebrow yesterday and didn’t notice until I saw myself in the mirror at work this morning.

You could do worse. I once ripped off half my right eyebrow during an ill-advised home waxing session. I had to draw it on for weeks.

I over-plucked the arch on one of my brows and now I look stupid. Ugh.

Kendra’s just mad because Holly revealed that Kendra’s dreadful goat bleat gunfire of a laugh is totally fake and engineered to always make her the loudest person in the room.

this gif is soothing.

Yeah they seemed to have completely different experiences at the mansion, which would explain the disparity in perception. Plus honestly as a woman who was with a severely abusive man who was really well liked by people who didn’t really know him, I totally buy that Hefner was nicer to Kendra than Holly. It’s a way…

I read that book. I’m not surprised that Kendra thinks that since Holly was not at all complimentary towards her. You know who else thought she was lying? Izabella St. James, who talked badly about Holly in her book (and St James just sounded insufferable) and is mad that Holly is stealing the spot light.

I know. I just couldn’t resist the urge to show another crying republican. (even if it may have been mock in this case)

26 years of life has taught me overt racism is much preferable to the alternative. I’d rather the person let me know not to waste my time in advance instead of grinning through their teeth at me only to eventually let me know how they really think of people who look like me when they get a tad too familiar.

That’s actually really weird. I didn’t even look at her crotch until it was pointed out as the problem with the photo. Eyes are clearly drawn to the right of the frame.

I don’t see anything about that ad that’s any worse than the type of stuff already out there. ????

Awesome! I sadly, (and unsurprisingly ‘cause she’s was a woman and therefor didn’t count), have to admit I didn’t know Tubman story until I saw Drunk History last night, and she effing rocks! Plus Octavia Spencer is wonderful, talented and gorgeous.

I’m homeschooling my son this year, and we watch Drunk History regularly. He especially loves the Claudette Coleman episode.

There are a couple of reasons besides sympathy or concern for her comfort that might be relevant. The US has a standard called “competent to stand trial.” Basically, you can’t put someone on trial unless they meet a very low standard of mental health that allows them to assist their attorneys with their defense. If…

Every time I get a notice from my credit card company telling me they’ve increased my limit, I want to send them back a letter saying “No, please don’t. Please.”

We don’t teach critical thinking. Ever paid attention to how many people will cut across three lanes of traffic at the last minute to make a right hand turn rather than just go around a block?

Does it look like I know how your shit works? SURE. EVERYWHERE. I’LL JUST DO IT EVERWHERE.

I have no tits and I’m very small framed like a small, feisty, poorly behaved child.

DONATED AGAIN BECAUSE ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE LADY PARTS CARE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ALCOHOL I WILL BE DRINKING TONIGHT