IMPORTANT: reality Steve told me this show filmed from June 4 to June 24. Five weeks is actually like two and a half weeks you guys. THIS IS WHY JOE WAS ALWAYS IN THE SAME SHIRT HE WAS THERE FOR LIKE A DAY.

I couldn’t watch last night, but can picture Jared on his side in a fetal position, his eyes shut tight as he silently prays, “Please for the love of God go to sleep,” while Ashley I. peers over his shoulder. How close am I?

Hell, even her kids will say that. On camera. In a special about their mom’s transition.

Brody was saying that he considered the transition a fresh start, as he didn’t much like Bruce, but was trying to like Caitlyn. I mean, yikes.

Because as Ellen points out, she still doesn’t really seem on board with it. She tolerates it now because it’s the law of the land, but she still doesn’t seem for it at all.

I mean she totally ditched her kids from her first two marriages. She doesn’t seem empathetic or nice at all.

I’m always amazed that people are surprised at these things. It’s a story old as time. People who are progressive in a major way in one area (And generally just the one that serves them personally) have the total and complete ability to still be late, bigoted, or straight up clueless in other areas.

It was actually her boyfriend’s long lost twin brother, tho

Oh, ageism, you old goat *shoves playfully*

Ummm yeah you can definitely still be upset about it because it’s fucked up.

I find myself growing increasingly intolerant to people who commit Shade faux-pas.

WHERE IS THAT GLORIOUS BEING happy fucking birthday I hope someone got her Harry Styles.

It’s also Adultosaur’s birthday, Jezebel’s favorite dinosaur!

Watch it Chair, or I’ll change your name to Water closet

I agree with you, but I seriously don’t think Tyga’s paying for the lease on the car either.

If you haven’t seen her, Hendricks is delightful as “Chair”, the maid in Comedy Central’s “Another Period”.

I just can’t get over that the logo for the show is a smirky Andy Cohen. He’s the biggest housewife of them all.

She’d probably make us read Les Mis every week then insist on reading parts out loud in her singing voice.

IT IS HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE AND I HATE IT