I AM DONE WITH THESE PEOPLE. Hate abortion? Don’t have one! Feel your white person narrowly defined hatred laced Christianity is being threatened? Get your shit and go find an island to live on where you can perpetuate and grow your lunacy like your nutcase forefathers did. Don’t want to do that? THEN SIT DOWN, SHUT…

No. No. “Truthers” do not get to destroy the possibility of future life saving techniques over a video edited to purposefully misinform them. How does this happen? How do people watch one video and decide "this is it, this is the truth" when there are hundreds that disprove it. Fuck it, I'm going to make a new truth.…

“Yay! Look at me! I’m an activist!”

“I don’t really know what my sign means for women’s health in this country.”

I have had inner ear problems for a long time and before i had surgery to get it fixed they did a hearing test on me and i learned i was about 60% deaf in one ear and all i thought of was that for years i have probably been ripping loud ones thinking they were quiet because i couldnt hear them.

Hafta hand it to Taylor’s makeup artist. If someone described to me her delicate blonde’s features with this dramatic, elongated eye makeup, I’d think it wouldn’t work, but it looks fantastic.

I’ve done this! But on the treadmill. I let one go and I’m like “oh that was silent, I’ll let a few more go.” Then I take my headphones off and nope, not even remotely silent. Stinky too!

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

guilty face.

My 14 year old self would be like ‘ eff this shit. Jesus isn’t gonna squeeze these pimples’

Or, I don’t know, making sure you put yourself back together after peeing and your dress isn’t sticking in the back of your underwear.

Oof. I dig the “inner beauty” but the submissive to god and man beauty talk I will do without.

Or fix contacts, my usual bathroom mirror thing.

And of course they did the boys bathrooms, too. Right? I mean.....right?

Cuz girls are always checking themselves in mirrors to make sure their hair and makeup is perfect, and never to make sure they don’t have a piece of food stuck in their teeth from lunch.

The Internet is a cool place to have fun and meet nice people.

Well, one thing you gotta say for Trump followers.

“It does happen quite a bit to be honest—I’ve done it a few times.”