I think that is a result of people judging her since she was a child. If she still cared what people thought of her she would probably go crazy.

Whoa you didn’t @ him - HE SOUGHT YOU OUT. You’re getting fucking destroyed here Kara.

This makes me much, much happier than it should. The idea of Ed Sheeran randomly living his entire life just to irritate you is so much better than the idea that he’s doing all of this because he thinks it’s a good idea.

THE SAGA CONTINUES

SEXUALLY MOIST

I feel like he actually doesn’t have this much money.

socially anxious extroverted introvert

Right? I’ve been to St. John twice and have specifically put “see a fucking starfish” on my list but I haven’t seen one (yet, I’ll be back damn it!) I never once thought about writing an angry letter to the island or the National Park Service about it. I might have to now though, just for fun.

I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…

This is like the first time the pet looks like the celebrity.

Pro tip: Don’t drink if you have to go to work next morning.

I think there’s an argument to be made that as cheesy as it is, it’s memorable - which is important. You want people to remember to check for consent when they’re a couple of drinks in, etc. And a really cheesy tagline may be a way to do that. If it makes people laugh, they’re more likely to remember.

As a white person, I’m fucking terrified that Trump is going to make some association on the media and only further the racial divide. I can see Fox having a field day. Ugh.

It’s huge, but my bitch deserves to be. Here is my pit bull mix having a dip in a pond on a hot day.

Revan, my dachshund/scottie mix mutt. I like to think of him as a “wiener terrier.” He's a pretty happy fella.

Contrary to my avatar and the dog-horse pic, I’m not always stuffing him into strange hats.

This is Bilbo Waggins-Burglar of socks.

my kitties!