I prefer my -1 husband that I have right now. He's a ghost. :-)

as always, shoutout to conservative media superstars who constantly rail against the liberal mainstream media/new york city and yet gladly attend any and all media events they’re invited to in new york city.

“so many times in my life I wish I could of been at 2 places at once”

I wish the girl had shouted “WHO’S THE BABY NOW? while picking her up.

I feel like you guys will appreciate this. Well, less “appreciate,” more “not be surprised by at all.”

That was my first thought: this ad is literally incorrect as med students dissect cadavers on the regular.

The cold dead hands are all part of Listeria’s plan for world domination

I get what the add is going for but dissecting animals in class was not an “experiment” really it was a biology lesson and dead people are similarly used in medical schools, right?

i honestly thought it was a spin off of new CW show iZombie

I was disappointed when I found that the hummus I have isn’t included in the recall. Swimsuit season is coming up, and I could use a quick weight loss plan. ;)

I’ve also been told in jezebel comments that I could make $5000 dollars a week working from my own home. I believe neither.

I know how to do all that stuff. I’m over it. I can make hummus. I can roast a chicken. I can bake a layer cake. I know how to do those things. I don’t want to.

Ate it last night. Alive today.

You can take my hummus when you pry it out of my cold dead hands

I don’t watch it when he’s on TV because ::zzzzzzzzzzz:: (in bed, not bored). But I really do love when the clips are posted in the morning. How can you hate someone who is just so happy?! If you hate Jimmy Fallon then you probably also hate parties, babies laughing, sunshine, and general amusement.

Yeah. I’m with you. I always kind of had a thing against talk show hosts and this format in general but he just seems so damn happy and grateful to be doing what he’s doing and for some reason that makes me smile and I end up enjoying it. I certainly don’t watch regularly but when I do, I’m all about it.

Just came here to say that I LOVE JIMMY FALLON and the haters gonna hate. Pfft.

the implication being that she’s already thin enough for her body type and it wouldn’t be healthy to lose more.

I think everything about her is a chemical process.

YOU’RE TOO MUCH