I was sserriously looking at that wondering "Who tha hell would do that to these people?" And the lighting. What? That's your best for Merica?

Duplicate post because Kinja is a jerk.

Ahhhhhh!!! Hahaha, go have some alone time and put your imagination to werk!

Totally fine. I would probably not wear them unless I was working in retail again (God forbid), but I do admire their chunky selves! Strokes and folks, yah know?

Back when I lived with the parentals, before I understand masterbating, I would FREQUENTLY get all horndiggity in my dreams. Once I understood masterbation I would try to throw myself out of the dream a little so I could get the situation taken care of. Never been able to get the full monty. I salute your dreamgasms.

hahaha, but it happens when I'm not in my car too! One day I was laying on my couch and I moved my knee slightly so I could scratch it and WAM! Hello internal muscles!

HAHAHAHA, I was literally just looking at the yellow and black shoes going, "OOoooo! Those shoes!" and then I glanced down and yours was the first comment I saw.

No shit! I have asked my friends if they have ever had this happen before and they all look at me like I'm crazy. But I think that they're the ones that are crazy. Crazy boring! But no, I really am just crazy.

haha, if you figure out how to "ride it out" you let me know! It's great, it feels awesome, and then it runs far far away. Sort of like when a dude is messing with my bits with his mouth. Yes, that feels good, almost there! Oh, and we lost it.... At least when it's just me spontaneously climbing the wall I have no one…

Kinja keeps giving me errors so I'm assuming my response didnt post: Of course you may! I'm sure I stole it from someone. When I'm affecting a southern accent for a friend I like to refer to my eyeballs as my "delicate lady orbs". You may steal that, too :-)

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Of course! I'm sure I stole it from someone too. Also, when affecting a southern accent to amuse a friend I like to refer to my eyeballs as my "delicate lady orbs". You may steal that as well :-)

Duuuuuuuuude, do you masterbate? I'm sorry, I laughed aloud when I read this, but that is a sad sad thing.

Does anybody else get this except without the actual climax part? Like, driving home from the store, singing along with the radio, thinking about nothing but how awful you are at singing and then BAM! The shakes, sexy muscle movements, short of breath, but no climax. Or laying on the couch doing nothing. Or sitting…

Hmmm, the vanishing act, I have done it. It's always ok when you're the one vanishing, but then as soon as someone disappears on you its like, "oh heeeeelllll no!" And then I have to remember not be a hypocrite, lol.

Umm, you know, I don't think it's a hormone. I think it's special muscles that us women are born with that makes us immune to pooping unnecessarily and babies conceived from rape. And lots of other things such as sweating (women don't sweat, it's unseemly), farting (if we don't poop, we definitely don't fart), and…

No, it is up to your intestines to suck all the poop back up into your tummy to wait there until the man has had his pleasure and you can sneak to the backyard and poop behind the pushes like the dog that you are treated as.

This is insulting to Chinese food, people learning to read, books with lots of pages, Amazon, and people who shave anywhere on their bodies.

hahahaha, I will wish for that for you as well!

IDK, I get sup horny for long periods of time, and then once I can get a little action I'm like, ugh, sexy time. No mas, please no mas. Maybe we're just special?