Oh LA, seriously stop trying.

Love this curler! Usually I gently warm up the curler with a hairdryer or flat iron and then curl (be careful though, heat it too long and the metal gets hot) and then put on mascara, let it dry and, if necessary, curl again. So much better than messing with those gross fake lashes.

Also, Lindsay Lohan has NEVER done drugs.

How faaaaaaaabulous, all of these darling celebs in their ACTUAL Missoni promoting faux-Missoni a la Target. Us little underlings should be so happy we can mimic their fabulosity.

Funny, I was wondering when Ali signed her modeling contract why, she didnt look very model like and isnt very tall but now she looks TOTALLY model like, it's odd to sign the contract before getting the work done. Hell, its odd that a modeling agency would sign someone who was getting or has gotten plastic surgery!

Another cover up, shocking. Just another example of how the wealthy and police can do whatever they want, get away with it and then laugh in all of our face about it.

OMG the womb-dolphin is so friggin cute. Those are stunning.

To be hosted by Molly Sims who is fabulous!

This reminds me of the (currently running) tv ad for nutella where the mom talks about how she's so proud to feed her kids a nutritious nut based spread that gives them energy for breakfast or lunch. I'm like, "really? Wtf? It's chocolate spread"

I'm from SI and used to go to Wolfs Pond Park with my family almost every Sunday in the summer, it's in the quietest most non violent area of staten island, at night it's pretty much deserted so that would be fishy to me to start with.

How does it make sense to have to reach underneath to find the end of the roll as opposed to having it sitting right there on top?

I generally hate the studded look on heels (Sam Edelman, Louboutin) but these I could work with. <3 Brian Atwood.

"After being married for two weeks, she says, "I love being a wife.""

I used to love love love thin mints, then I had a tagalong. i couldnt pick a thin mint out of a lineup now...

I went to a wedding this summer and the maid of honor's sister rolled out a projector screen and played a rap video she MADE with MTV style production quality, it was hysterical:

"Did you ban the Tour de France from '99-'05?"

I stand up for people with babies! I was at brunch with a couple I adore and their lovely 8 month old boy and he was just testing out his lungs a little at a very hip Tribeca brunch spot and the people sitting behind them that I was facing looking like they wanted to barf all over our table with disgust. I looked a…

Um Mario, you and snooki are the exact same skin color, just sayin'

THIS is the reason why I went off of birth control in the first place. I had almost the same situation as Maureen, went on it young to regulate my period, but after 15 years I felt like I didnt want to be putting the hormones into my body anymore so I got a non hormonal IUD. It's amazing what happens when you get…

I concur this stuff us great, as a side note, drinking TONS of water helps a lot with any undereye issues I used to barely ever drink water and no matter what concealer I used (my eye malady is the genetic predisposition towards undereye bags that I could use as luggage) it wouldn’t take to my skin because it was so…