Sure massages would be great but what about when your taxes start paying for their Botox, falsies and butt x-rays?

The kardashians will never go away will they? I don't even think supersaturating pop culture will cause a backlash, we may as well just elect them alll president for the next 80 years. Sigh.

If thats what nails look like these days I'm glad I keep mine natural. Yeesh.

Totally agree on Situation, he's got some serious woman issues. I think he's insecure that he's a lot older than the rest of the cast too. It's annoying to me too that these women let him treat them like that. Also, this: "OK, first I shamefacedly admit I watch this crap"? Not necessary, we're all in the same boat…

"As far as the drama between Snooki and The Situation goes, Snooki is totally lying and Sitch is telling the truth. JWoww—who was probably already privy to the gossip, via Snooki—gave it all away when she drunkenly said to Snooki, "Mike told people about what you guys did. Everything.""

These are brilliant, adore this couple. And they don't degrade zombies like SOME colonial south African weddings.

I usually think people make mountains over molehills in some of these ads ( [jezebel.com] ) but this one if ridiculous, shame on them.

When I go to a loud, fun restaurant on a Friday night and see a bachelorette party having fun I would probably be a tad annoyed but it certainly wouldn't ruin my time and in the end I wouldn't have them stop if I had the choice, they're (we were) having fun, big deal and at some point, Ill be on the other side of…

Uh no, that's not how it works, but a quiet train and a group at a loud restaurant are two totally different things. If you dont want to HEAR other people, dont go out, or go someplace where there probably wont be grouups of other people who, by the way, are totally allowed to TALK and even LAUGH at one another, if…

He’s just jealous he wasn’t, and could never, have that much fun. I was at a(n) (11 girl!) bachelorette party this weekend and we were a bit rowdy at dinner and I remember thinking (geez, if I weren’t at this table, I’d probably hate this table) but I was proud to be at that table at that moment because we were…

Seriously? WTF is wrong with people? They'd probably be too busy trying to push non-English speakers that they assumed were illegal over the border while this little girl got abused in a van. Disgusting.

The first thing I thought when I heard this was that it would be a huge moment on the show. I bet they'll edit out a lot of the relationship troubles and just play it up as a terrible tragedy (not suicide). I can see the promos now...

Seriously! I can name more clearly sexy black men than any other race, just off the top of my head.

Why would Marc Jacobs’ friend be picking up the $3k tab on his own birthday? How did 2 people rack up a $3k tab? Why didn’t the others offer to pay? I would like to officially deny this story along with Jacobs’ representatives.

Id rather see her luscious chest than all that denim, the dress looks cute too, better to see it.

People's brains really need to be re-wired on breasts. Their NATURAL PURPOSE is to feed children, idiots, not be shaken around and suckled by men (although that is a lovely extracurricular use.) Anyone who thinks anything less than natural when seeing a breastfeeding mother is the problem, not the mother.

agree on Busy Phillips but why in the world is her denim jacket buttoned closed? It should be open, open, open.

Mrs. Bachmann and staff, may I introduce you to Google.com?

Clearly you've never had to deal with an addict, bless you and I never wish it upon you. He has, multiple times, but a proper rehab, with proper treatment and physical/mental care costs literally THOUSANDS a day (A DAY!!). State care that medicaid will pay for pretty much amounts to being locked in a room (often 3…

Nice! It's the stupid idea that "No means yes" to guys, at least the first time around, and especially when theyre drunk. Sometimes embarrassing them is a must.