This is the equivalent of having a "Rich People Parade" where they shower themselves and each other with money.

Kelly Osbourne is an idiot. Oh yes, it must be SUCH a difficult life being a royal you should AT LEAST get to wear a new dress every day. I guess that's the viewpoint you develop when you grow up wealthy in a fame-whoring family.

Seriously, if I had balls I would feel kicked in them.

I've never seen anyone more obsessed with balls and penises than Patti Stanger, and I have a feeling they're not obsessed with her.

WOW, you know you've hit famewhore rock bottom when you're inviting a Lohan to your bridal shower just because you know she has an automatic tail of 30 paparazzi. Shame on you Kim.

Serious question, did they just piece together different shots to get that snooki pic? Does not look anatomically possible to me.

They should really change the code word to something less obvious than "exhaustion" now. Schmorting schmoke should work, or Drucking funk.

We have like...1 gob, I'd say, haha.

I dont have kids but my husband and I are thinking about it and we spent the weekend at the beach with a couple who had their first 6 months ago. They're so badass it's scary. THey used to spend all of their single summer's at the beach, did that change when they had a kid? Nope, still there in their oceanside…

Hm, you know...Ive been hearing a bunch about this girl and was interested in finding out more but now...not so much.

Didnt Spencer say in the interview that if Jersey Shore called him up he would've been on the next plane to Italy? Sooooo, lesson not learned. Theyre only boo hoo-ing because they're broke, if they were offered the same silly opportunities they'd do it all over again

There's a difference between teaching your kids what you feel is right (and then letting them make their own decisions, at least that's my parental plan) and brainwashing them and feeding them dumb phrases to chant. We can only hope when these kids become voting age they're not too scarred to be able to think…

Cards can be replaced and service can be suspended but nothing can stop the feeling of guilt and head banging the entire next day when you reminisce on what a fucking idiot you were and small flashes of the otherwise blacked out evening start to unfurl. It's rarely ever worth it. I lost a wallet at a NY club once, I…

I'm probably on the shorter side of the tall girls at 5'8" but I consistently get looks on the street from men who will look at me, then automatically look down to see if I'm that tall because I'm in heels or if I'm just that tall. It's definitely something men notice, a lot. I don't notice it that much because I'm…

Yes, I totally agree. I realized that Jez is very clear about body snarking, I didn’t realize it was against the rules. It was sort of a backwards compliment I suppose (although Rachel Zoe does look unhealthy to me, but I guess that’s not for me to decide.) Sorry to all.

You can report someone here for saying something you disagree with? You'd have thought I threatened to murder her. Wow!

I am absolutely jealous of how fabulous she looks after having a baby when most women are carrying extra weight. I just phrased it in a snarky way. From now on, i shall be humorless and 100% politically correct. promise.

This place has such a stick up its ass sometimes...geez.

I was just commenting on the fact that she looks nothing like she had a child a few months ago. IF that's her body type, more power to her. But it IS natural for women to gain weight during, after pregnancy.

It's normal for women to gain weight during and after pregnancy, yes NORMAL, Jezzies. Geez.