Weird, "Never ride a horse with herpes" is my life motto.

Me too, Go Zack!

Whenever I see that Franklin & Bash promo I think, "That is totally how Zack Morris would be if he became a lawyer!"

That too!

JWOWW must be seething with jealousy.

Yea, didn't read the fine print there. And yes, of course she can eat however many brownies she wants, lest I commit the cardinal Jezebel sin of food shaming but in general, 6 full size brownies in one sitting can be considered unhealthy, I'm just looking out for the unnecessarily strict social standards being heft…

6 brownies Kara? 6 brownies?

It's really annoying that people just automatically start saying "Psh, that didnt happen." If that happened to you, you'd be pissed and even moreso when people just totally dismiss it based on their own biases or because they're jaded. Who knows what the real story is but it would have to be borderline unbelievable…

Can someone who works in customer service please tell me why you are always provided with the slowest and glitchiest computers in history. Even at actual computer companies! I have literally sat on hold for 15 minutes only to be told "our computers are down, can you call back in 20 minutes?" Customer service is…

What a horrible, horrible story but this was clearly a case of a young, emotionally abused and abandoned uneducated girl making bad decisions due to extreme circumstances, not even close to a good example for pro-lifers there are too many sordid issues at bat here.

$75 a game?!?! That's beyond ridiculous. Even with whatever they make in appearances or whatever else how can they not have banded together already and fought for themselves? Surely the team execs would rather pony up some decent dough than lose the teams (often iconic) cheerleaders.

This is the dumbest thing Ive read in a long time, talk about nit picky. And Im not even a rabid Beyonce fan. Since when does doing something for the first time (if that's even possible anymore) equal empowerment or a prerequisite for entertainment? Beyonce's originality comes from the fact that she's a massive…

Riiiiiiight, I forgot how having a vagina is like getting rear ended in a car, youre never 100% free of blame because you could've done SOMETHING. Republicans = insurance companies.

Not only should you plan ahead for the possibility of rape ladies, you should also pay a lot more in insurance for it because really, it's partly your fault.

I thought the Britney/Rihanna performance was gross and somewhat offensive. It was like some sleazy exec decided to have two of the biggest pop stars on earth act out his stupid, cliche fantasies, complete with pillow fights and stripper poles, and they went along with it. It was uninspiring and predictable. Boo to…

I don't believe for a second this dude believed the world was going to end, he's a con artist and the only down side to this get rich quick scheme was the act he has to put on now, probably for a day or two, well worth it for him, I'm sure.

Obama should crumple his presidential suit up on his oval office chair, hide in the closet and wait for Fox News to pick it up and social Republicans' heads to explode. Yay apocalypse!

Right no, I know that, was wondering, in the context of Lost, what it meant

Seriously, what was with the burning wreckage footage?

I live in your boat.