Brilliant! I will really never get over that Dawson Leery crumple face. That gif will live on forever. (Also, go Pacey!)

@roxie: Definitely a good one, the "I'm slow because I'm so DEDICATED" always works.

@addictedtopez: I always say I'm a bit of a work hoarder and have trouble delegating, most people respond well to the workaholic bit

I love the term "pinhead" it's mean but it's not.

Don't ever say that your weakness is being a perfectionist. Seriously Zzzzzz.

@redpensplease: True...boobs are timeless.

@mrisinger: True but given that there is a larger contingent of Four Square users at that particular place, how do you figure out how to avoid them? Perhaps your pick up line could be "So, do you use Four Square?" and you could reply accordingly. Although that pick up line might defeat the purpose.

I know this is a Gizmodo post, but it was cross posted on Gawker and really my first instinct would tell me to avoid those places at all costs. Who wants to date someone's whose "checking in" from wherever they are, is it really necessary or do you really think people care that much? It's seems like a desperate cry…

They're ALL probably more comfortable than Louboutins.

So cute! "Blah, blah,blah. Go, go, go!" Perfect!

The longer you look at them the less they look like bunnies and the more they look like hamsters. But still, awww.

I don't get it, wouldn't their target consumer be women? Why piss 99% of us off which such idiocy?

Ive never had one but Ive seen them done before, dont they always do a stencil of the tattoo before hand that you approve?!

My parents were very "whatever you're into, darling" but I was never a science/math girl. I was in advanced math and science classes, but I never particularly liked them. I just never took to it and I love literature, writing and more creative arts. It sort of extends into a lot of my life, I'm a very "gray area"…

Razor Robot: When you're too good to shave yourself.

@terrymct: I should rephrase that...she looks pretty miserable wearing that scarf.

I swear when I saw the Michelle Herbert picture I automatically thought "Tinsley Mortimer in 25 years. " Eesh.

Women own on average 12 garments that do not fit. The total value of these unwearable clothes? £289, or around $460. Yet another argument for regular clothing swaps.

@Not-Shattered: Agreed, no one said it is.

@Super Nintendo Chalmers: Sorry but I always assumed "Spell checker" was used to catch mistakes, not to help you make it through life without looking stupid. Learn to spell first, use spell check as a back up. That's my only point.