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On the contrary, I was more than pleasantly surprised by a deeper, more personal article than what the title implied.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Regarding Awkward Zombie: Sora thinks a single raw egg is food. Remy is just being nice.

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Andrew Wyatt is a hotep that needs to take a grammar class so he can learn That he Doesn’t Need to capitalize Random words.

The Hotep’s were out in full force working overtime from about 11:45pm Saturday up until this statement from his rep was released. Full disclosure if you are a spokesman for Bill Cosby at this point you need to reevaluate your career choices. Bill Cosby made it his life’s mission to run down black folks anytime…

They don’t mean it the first movie to be re-released with changes. They mean it’s the first to get a “patch” directly after release. Directors cuts and updated re-releases aren’t the same thing. This isn't an alternate version, it's the same version with a few hot fixes. 

Why do I still read about this? Just to suffer?

The hurt is still too real...

This is the hard-hitting journalism that MATTERS.

I’d like to offer Mad Max here - which I’ve seen on multiple occasions people (myself included) refer to as the greatest 7/10 game you’ll ever play.

“I hate this kid,” he wrote in a now-deleted tweet about Thunberg, reports NicoNico. “If I pulled the strings that controlled the world, I would like to snatch everything away from her, knock her into the dregs of hope, and sneer.”

Also, imagine feeling so threatened by a young woman who is trying to do good for you and the entire planet that you spew that kind of idiocy.

Still a banger, 24 years later

Abrams usually makes, at minimum, fun movies

Cecillia D’Anastasio.

You were, are, and will always be my favorite Kotaku writer. From your Riot exposé to your genuinely amazing journey to find the lost American Sailor Moon Pilot, something that I personally failed to make any headway on several times, your articles have always been a delight.

This is a little disheartening, but I’m just glad we’ve got some official word on the topic. A week or two ago people noticed that the developers had all edited their Twitter profiles to remove references to the game, and we were just left to speculate what might have happened. Getting an answer is better than…

@pettiblay: Really? It's called Capitalism. Go back to Russia!