As a true Texan, I, for one, welcome the Whataburger uniform the trainers are wearing. I will never change a thing. Obviously, all my Pokemon will be named after combo meals and fast food sides, because that’s the only noble thing to be done.

If the final form is NOT named Conquackstador I will be severely disappointed.

Ugh, he should have said that he had no idea the items were fake and had bought then resold them in good faith. I mean, look at that massive inventory! Any jury would have believed at least a small handful of those items would have unintentionally fallen through the legal cracks. Do they not have any decent defense…

You say that, but... at my previous job I worked with a former marine who started every single day at his cubicle with pushups. It was a bit odd, but I guess old habits die hard?

Heck, we already have something similar to that:

Yeah, but a fun, whimsical prison!

This. 100% this. I was so disgusted by Avengers that I didn’t even bother to look at gameplay trailers for Guardians. Couldn’t bring myself to have a smidge of interest. And then the reviews started coming in and I was like “Oh, well, perhaps a second look is required after all.”

I’m almost positive that I read in an interview with one of the devs that they have no intention of doing story-based DLC to the game, on grounds that the base story itself is already “complete.”

I think the real question is: do you want to be the poor schmuck who has to answer that question by spending all their money on attorneys defending a case that ultimately becomes case law and sets precedence? I wouldn’t want to be the one to go broke AND have my name attached to a [Name] v. Wizards of the Coast ruling.

some sort of Catwoman who only robs dispensaries

Yes and no, depends on the game. Most of the time I feel like it’s a cheap cash in. But the Dragon Quest musous were pretty good and the Persona 5 musou was utterly fantastic. The difference seems to be if the musou has a genuine story that expands on the series, rather than a slapdash campaign slapped with a…

Dude. I know this is decades out and probably should be exempt, but... chill with that particular spoiler!

I wonder what everyone else’s “wow, I’m too old to understand this” moment is. Mine was when I clicked play and thought “What’s a verified artist on Spotify mean?” then “Why are all these songs always about Gucci or Versace?” and then the real youth killer “...this is what they call music now?”

Uh... clearly that girl is wearing a protective cast on her broken arm, be cool there square.

Ugh, I hate how catchy the song is. That’s a heck of a jam.

What you want might just be a possible reality on this, the darkest timeline, if the IRS were to get involved. Sure would be a shame if someone looked into this guy’s finances.

I actually had a conversation with my friends about this recent trend and we came up with our own joke titles. My favorite was “A Banana of Rhythm and Duplicity.” Makes about as much sense as any YA title these days.

100% this. I still fondly remember the days of mailing in “borrow” requests to addresses in fanzines and receiving a very poorly copied VHS of badly subbed anime.

To this day I’m still angry that the Harry Potter movie series had the gall to use the same music theme in ALL the movies. The composers are talentless hacks!

I was a bit confused by this, too. I never thought the dwarves in any iteration of Snow White (the movie or the fairytales) were humans with dwarfism. I always thought they were folklore creatures, so I’m genuinely surprised by Dinklage’s interpretation. I guess the problem is that because the movie is live action, by…