Nah, I paid for the damn game, I’ll interpret them however I want. Thanks.

You can visit other people’s villages and play with them in multiplayer. There’s an unofficial trade market of sorts tracked online through a website where you can “buy” a specific villager from someone that has them (a villager will move to a previously visited island if you kick them out off your island). The most…

The photographs are strangely beautiful in a weird way. Like black sand dunes. The cleanup is gonna be awful, but...

Just reading the paragraphs of the article that talked about how the canyons were before the flood (the ferns, wildlife, etc) got me thinking “Hell yeah, I want to see that.” Absolutely, I’d go if this was restored and made a national park.

You might not have to skip it! Apparently they’re adding difficulty settings to this one, so you could tone the difficulty down a smidge if a particular boss gives you too much grief.

That’s actually hilarious. Imagine a time when people couldn’t immediately identify who he was and what he “sold” just by his name alone. Kind of blows the mind, but he did have to start somewhere, I guess. The question about the “marvelous soil” of Kentucky had me laughing.

I have doubts about this. Creamed Corn? Really? I have been a guest at the Thanksgiving of six other families and not a single one have served that barf.

Probably has a lot to do with the time period you grew up in. For me, this looks really cool and I’m excited to play it, partly because the Playstation was my childhood game console. Getting the look and feel of a Playstation era game right using modern tools is probably pretty difficult, but seems they nailed it.

I think they all border each other. Thus, there can only be one survivor!

Same. It read like an Onion article to me, then I realized that, no, this is an actual thing and I am several thousand miles outside of the loop.

If you like bite-sized horror, might I suggest Convenience Store on Steam? You can easily reach one of the endings in about an hour and a half. There’s multiple endings if you want to challenge yourself.

No, no, no, no. No. Nope. Nuh-uh. That didn’t happen. That twist doesn’t exist because there aren’t any games after Star Ocean 2.

“Dear, sweet, Littlefoot. Do you remember the way to the Great Valley?”

That is so cool! It looks exactly like those nickle-sized sand-colored crabs you see at the beach. It’s amazing how little crabs have changed over millions of years. I always knew that sharks were kind of living fossils, but I never considered crabs to be the same.

Ohhhh, yessssss. I loved getting those tiny Butterfingers for Halloween. You must first nibble the chocolate off the sides, then the layer of chocolate from the bottom and top, then you can eat the pure peanut butter crunch center.

I know! This seems like a trailer for a survival horror Pokemon game, not the relatively charming game we were promised.

Agreed. You can really tell when the voice acting is done by Gladys at the front desk and Steve from accounting, instead of professional VAs. I tend to prefer silent indies (or maybe a decent gibberish Animal Crossing like speech) than anything else.

Agreed. Buy it and then give it to a museum on a “permanent loan” with your name on the information plaque. Boom, you get to flex your rich-person muscle and other people can benefit from your benevolence.

If you can’t afford to pay waitstaff a livable wage, you shouldn’t run a restaurant. Find a different business to run or get another job.

I’ve noticed that Mihoyo has gone all in with a ton of small details that don’t particularly seem important, but really give the game depth. The first time I noticed this was in a particular character’s idle animation. In the animation, a strong wind blows the character’s hair and clothing. That wind though? It…