My god, those frogs... they’re breathtaking! I can already see myself corralling a whole swarm of them into my compound.

Holyshit, Helen Mirren is playing the villain? I’m there. I’m sold. You don’t need to say any more. I’ve always had such a huge lady crush on her, even to this day.

Oh god, I was just thinking that. I have an unreasonable number of cousins (28), so I have a wedding or two to attend every year (2019 was four! FOUR!). And every goddamn time I go, I have to deal with some variation of the “biological clock is ticking” lecture or the dreaded “You don’t want to be an old maid, do…

Because heterochromia is incredibly rare and it looks equally incredibly cool when it’s present. Probably not best practice to equate a comment on heterochromia to how the appearance of women is critiqued, because that’s definitely not what’s happening in the OP’s post.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait. The UK has... strict privacy laws? The UK? That UK? The one with 5.2 million CCTV cameras that are consistently monitored? We’re talking about the same UK?

Same. I have zero recollection of Fallout 3 ever crashing, but I’ll be damned if I could ever make it through a few hours in Vegas without a crash or two. Good thing Vegas was so much fun story-wise, or I woulda dropped it.

Uh uh, nope, not realistic at all. That there is a Texas registration sticker and, presumably, this short is set in Texas. We have Bucc-ee’s all over, my friends. Gone are the days of getting murdered in poorly-lit public restrooms. Only thing that gets murdered now is my credit card every time I walk into one of the…

For some reason, the trailer made me really, really nostalgic for Star Ocean 2, and that’s a good thing. Maybe this’ll be the “sequel” I’ve always wanted, but never got (you hear me, SquareEnix, you typewriter monkies).

Ah, yes. The Pandora Papers. Those papers I’ve definitely heard about before. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll get going to Google to search for something completely unrelated.

If I was going to write a light novel, it’d be “Yeah, okay, so maybe riding that emu wasn’t the best idea, so what?”

Any word on if real names and billing addresses are in the data?

Nope, that’s the first thing I do, too. I want none of that.

I had literally never heard of Ozy Media until this article and then had to Google to find their works. I’m still not even sure what they are.

Wait, time out, back up, full stop.

It seems pretty obvious where they’re going with this. That there is blatantly a chat box from a mobile messenger app. Bandai Namco is probably going to start focusing more on mobile games (ugh), so in a way, the direction they went with the logo makes sense.

Same! I was already reaching for my Switch before this game’s trailer was finished.

Huh, so that’s what those garish boxes on the front page are. I thought Twitch had just changed up the “recommended streamers” panels (and I guess, in a way, that’s kind of true), but this is some sort of pay-for-views scheme.

At least it wasn’t “Buttz!”

Oooooh, baby, give me that sweet, sweet... Ape Escape remake!

Full disclosure: I play Genshin Impact and I don’t care what the rewards are, because the event is locked behind a QR code and I refuse to scan that with my phone.