First thing I do is set all the subtitle settings to “on” for whatever is available. I have a hard time following spoken dialogue in video games for some reason. Same for movies and TV shows. I’m not hard of hearing at all just... there’s some sort of disconnect and I need to be reading the words while hearing them.…

It might be newsworthy because this particular ban group wasn’t RMT in the sense that people bought currency and then used it in game. This looks like it was players directly offering real money for services in the game or goods in game? Which... I guess is slightly different.

Can they not buy games digitally there? Do they not have internet? How is this guy that much of a moron?

Well, just canceled my preorder. I’ll check again when I can be sure I’m not buying into another Cyberpunk issue.

“has led to pacing issues, such as skill points currently being rewarded too fast, which may be confusing and overwhelming to newer players. We want each decision to invest in a skill or Heroic to be more meaningful.”

*timidly raises hand* I’d say why, but I don’t want to spoil Parrish...

Something something no one can take a joke now something [conspiracy theory of the day] something something where’s the birth certificate?

Well, shit.

Huh, I came here to see if my favorite brand was on here, then I realized that my favorite brand is actually... Thai? Weird.

“Slavery” Okay... “Yoga” ...wait, what? “was taught to kindergarteners” ...hold up, hold up.

Nothing is surprising here except... they have forensics classes in High School? My attention got derailed by that completely and I’m a bit jealous that’s a thing.

I mean... it got people talking and making articles about a random Tweet, so... mission accomplished with the odd lens choice?

Oh, I thought it was just a mobile version of FFVIIR. Now that I know it’s everything... I’m kind of excited? And angry that I’m excited, since it’s a mobile game. The emotional conflict is real.

Damn, the Studio responsible for some of the most interesting, unique, and entertaining games to come out of Sony gets axed. That’s a real bummer.

I bet that means they never got her to sign any specific documents in her contract prohibiting her from doing so. Makes sense, considering she didn’t even originally know what the project she was working on was for.

Syphilis: Hey, come over, my par-...

And just like that I’m interested in Magic again. That is some seriously adorable artwork and I, too, believe there could be a bit more levity to things. Sign me up.

That’s 136 grams of sugar in one sitting! You’re a madman!

“It would be nice to get my dad back.”

No lie, I squeal loud enough to scare my cat when I saw this. I have a deep love for Legend of Mana and I cannot wait for this. I’ve only played it a billion times. What’s once more?