It might be newsworthy because this particular ban group wasn’t RMT in the sense that people bought currency and then used it in game. This looks like it was players directly offering real money for services in the game or goods in game? Which... I guess is slightly different.

Can they not buy games digitally there? Do they not have internet? How is this guy that much of a moron?

Further translation: “People canceled the auto-renewal after signing up for the six-month discount deal we just offered, which means the people that signed up for that deal aren’t willing to pay our normal $15 asking price. Who could have foreseen that?”

Well, just canceled my preorder. I’ll check again when I can be sure I’m not buying into another Cyberpunk issue.

“has led to pacing issues, such as skill points currently being rewarded too fast, which may be confusing and overwhelming to newer players. We want each decision to invest in a skill or Heroic to be more meaningful.”

*timidly raises hand* I’d say why, but I don’t want to spoil Parrish...

Something something no one can take a joke now something [conspiracy theory of the day] something something where’s the birth certificate?

Well, shit.

Huh, I came here to see if my favorite brand was on here, then I realized that my favorite brand is actually... Thai? Weird.

I, uh... is that real? I legitimately cannot tell if this is a parody of an email or an honest-to-God-someone-thought-this-was-a-good-idea email from an actual human being to another actual human being.

“Slavery” Okay... “Yoga” ...wait, what? “was taught to kindergarteners” ...hold up, hold up.

Nothing is surprising here except... they have forensics classes in High School? My attention got derailed by that completely and I’m a bit jealous that’s a thing.

I mean... it got people talking and making articles about a random Tweet, so... mission accomplished with the odd lens choice?

Oh, I thought it was just a mobile version of FFVIIR. Now that I know it’s everything... I’m kind of excited? And angry that I’m excited, since it’s a mobile game. The emotional conflict is real.

Damn, the Studio responsible for some of the most interesting, unique, and entertaining games to come out of Sony gets axed. That’s a real bummer.

I’m going to make a judgment: this looks adorable and I will watch it. Whatever that... ooze... thing is, I don’t care. I love it already.

My god, me too. I was in my tweens when the movie came out and she was my first girl crush. In fact, almost everyone in that movie does it for me: Rachel Weisz, Brendan Fraser, Oded Fehr, Arnold Vosloo...

Huh, I’m not even that big of a Star Wars fan and I inexplicably want this poster.

I bet that means they never got her to sign any specific documents in her contract prohibiting her from doing so. Makes sense, considering she didn’t even originally know what the project she was working on was for.

Syphilis: Hey, come over, my par-...