Oh, I thought it was just a mobile version of FFVIIR. Now that I know it’s everything... I’m kind of excited? And angry that I’m excited, since it’s a mobile game. The emotional conflict is real.

Damn, the Studio responsible for some of the most interesting, unique, and entertaining games to come out of Sony gets axed. That’s a real bummer.

I bet that means they never got her to sign any specific documents in her contract prohibiting her from doing so. Makes sense, considering she didn’t even originally know what the project she was working on was for.

Syphilis: Hey, come over, my par-...

And just like that I’m interested in Magic again. That is some seriously adorable artwork and I, too, believe there could be a bit more levity to things. Sign me up.

That’s 136 grams of sugar in one sitting! You’re a madman!

“It would be nice to get my dad back.”

No lie, I squeal loud enough to scare my cat when I saw this. I have a deep love for Legend of Mana and I cannot wait for this. I’ve only played it a billion times. What’s once more?

I don’t know if this is the kind of advice you’re looking for, but here’s what I do:

Oh, this is pretty darn exciting! It looks beautiful! Count me all in on this mod.

Just keep an eye on Play Asia! There’s at least a 99.9% chance this game will get a general “Asia” release for China and east-Asia countries, which means that, at a minimum, we’ll have Japanese with English subtitles. I know I’m gonna be checking the front page of the store every single day for this.

I had no idea these things exist. They’re super cute! How can something somehow be both sci-fi/futuristic looking and old school. Now I kind of want one, too.

This is friggin’ fantastic and it makes so much sense. Tifa is pretty much made to be a crossover character. She just fits so much better in a fighting game.

Absolutely, here you go, my good man. I have to put it in actual quotes since I can’t get the Kinja quote thing to work:

I suppose we read two different books then, because the relationship between the characters was not a glowing representation of a healthy relationship between a husband and wife.

They might not want to admit it, but in their hearts they know they’re douches. They know.

Frankly, not much? Certainly he created the character and he has a specific way in which he thinks of his own character, but as consumers we also have our opinion of what we think that particular piece of art means. If we think he’s hella wrong, then he’s hella wrong. Full stop.

There was a guy who used to be a co-worker of mine who would say some really, uh... off-color things, pause for dramatic effect, then say “Redacted!” His “joke” was that saying “Redacted!” made everything he said before it okay. It was exactly as charming and hilarious as you’d expect (i.e. not at all). His favorite…

Before I read the article, I thought the same thing, too. I thought this was gonna be an article about cultural appropriation or the hat getting named with an offensive slur for Mexicans or something.

Agreed. The game is simply unplayable if I don’t get to hear the pure sex that is Zhongli’s gravelly EN voice. I could listen to him read the back of a damn cereal box.