Unless *puts on prescription skepticles* Microsoft only made that announcement to generate outcry, fully intending to reverse the decision to refill their stock of good will, because there’s some other unannounced legitimate bad news on the horizon that they want to distract from...

Alas, Kinja does not behave for me and it’s a miracle I can even see your reply. But a reply to FireDragon1321 is there in spirit!

I was super excited for the two seconds it look me to scroll down and read the first sentence. Now I’m cautiously optimistic. F2P? So, they’re gonna have an energy system and some sort of powerups bought with currency, at a minimum.

Holee-snapple, I totally forgot about that series. Makes me feel old now and I’m surprised it’s only now finishing. The anime’s ending was... low-key horrific.

Your parenting disgusts me, sir. My child only writes in early 2000s text-speak like any well-behaved child should.

Not only was it one of the bravest things I’ve ever seen, but he did it so calmly, like he could be half-ruffled by the angry mob in front of him. I only hope I can have a fraction of his chill in the face of danger if I ever find myself in a life-threatening situation. Whatever awards and medals can be tossed this…

He’s saying that his time is so valuable he’d rather pay the money for a new equipment rather than learn the skill to repair his old equipment.

Yeah, the one about the Legendary adventurer was absolutely phenomenal. Definitely my favorite and unexpectedly made me a bit teary-eyed. I hope get to go to Mare Jivari at some point.

This is easy: a really good post-finale Voltron: Legendary Defender game, where you’d be cleaning up the straggling factions of the Empire, setting up alliance outposts, exploring ruins on planets, etc. Just you, your mixed-species crew, and that mysterious frontier. Inject it straight into my veins.

I don’t see much wrong with this, just hand over a large chunk of public lands for their conservation. It’s probably the only way we can keep that land from getting fucked with by oil/gas companies in the future, under the assumption that Native Nations won’t sell the land either. Combine a (admittedly selfish) desire…

Good sir or madam, thanks for this information. We were planning to redo our master bath this year and replace all the tile. I don’t care how much this epoxy stuff costs, I’m tired of scrubbing grout every other week.

Yes! Otherwise known as... The Best Pokemon!

Good lord, NYT, it’s 2021, not 1991. Is it really a good time to be digging up that old horse corpse and beating it with an illogic stick?

It’s also a brand of bread in the US! The mascot is a super cute bear.

I felt that. Your mom felt that. The gas station clerk down the street felt that. Even the president-elect felt that.

Movies like this make me sad about not being able to go back to theaters yet. They’re pretty much made for the big screen and are so, so much better for it.

I can tell you from experience that it will absolutely confuse the ever-loving-heck out of people, particularly non-gamer parents. You would not believe how difficult it was explaining to confused moms and grandmas back in my Best Buy days the different between a Wii and Wii U. “No, ma’am, the Wii U isn’t the gamepad.…

That was my question exactly. My first impulse was to pre-order immediately, but then... what’s the over/under on there being a Royal type update later on that includes a certain character from the series and hours more gameplay? I’m so conflicted and I don’t want to have to buy the game again like I did with P5.

You’re not using your imagination, good sir or madam. Buy the figure, then find a suitably sized Barbie power suit or, even better, get crafty and make your own (Etsy is the place to go in either case). Anything is possible when you put your mind to it!

Oh god, I don’t know if you have any family members that were relatively young when the series hit game number three-ish, but all my middleschool nieces and nephews were crazy for FNAF stuff. I think it was like... the forbidden game, the one that was scary and (not really?) gory, so it was automatically cool and…