I watched the full video and the game is incredibly impressive, considering the time it was originally made in. Just check out how many enemies are on screen at once in some of the rooms. And every time the PC picks up a piece of armor or a weapon, their character model changes to reflect how that item looks. A lot of…

I’m not... quite sure if this is the same thing, but my mom used to make “burger patties” out of beef flavored ramen noodles she cooked, floured, then lightly fried. Ate them on toasted with a chili ranch sauce. It was weirdly good, or I at least remember it being that way, but as soon as I got out on my own I never…

Wait, 6ix9ine is still alive? Why did I think he died already?

I agree wholeheartedly, I friggin’ love that game. It’s the one I used to sell the whole concept of VR to my friends. I really hope there’ll be another one, or at least games from other developers with the same degree of polish.

Finally, finally there’s a word that creates a very small fraction of the visceral reaction in white people that the racial slurs used against people of color engender. Who’d have thought it would be Karen of all things, but goddamn has it been effective.

Geezuz. You know, the Terminator just slowly and calmly walking towards you is scary and all, but... I think I’d be more infinitely more terrified by a small flash mob of robots jazzercising their way over to me to inflict inevitable death. Knowing my luck, they’d be Rickrolling me in perfect rhythm at the same time.

I think for 2020 the game I was most impressed with was Astro’s Playroom. That is an amazingly solid and robust platformer for something that was essentially a demo of the PS5's hardware.

Honestly, the investors getting pissy is the only way us ants will see justice. Hopefully other companies will look at what’s happening to CDPR and reconsider their methods of producing the next AAA.

I absolutely agree, stop visiting. There are plenty of other game websites.

Oh dear, yeah, if you didn’t like it after the story updates and Heavensward didn’t grab you, then you really won’t make it through to Shadowbringers, which is unbelievably good story content. The gameplay (specifically, raid/dungeon complexity and job complexity) gets much more involved and entertaining from Stormbloo…

I’m sure a new Kingdom Hearts game will come along to take first place soon.

Oh lordy, I have such intense second-hand embarrassment just reading about the article. I don’t think I could handle actually reading it. I’m hiding my face in shame just imaging the lurid details.

The introductory hours of the ARR story were definitely a slog, but it also depends on when you tried. SE recently revamped the entire ARR storyline to streamline it and cut out the, shall we say... excessive filler content? Maybe fire the game up again on a new character under the free game trial (which, I believe,…

Holy snapple, I thought the scene looked familiar, but now that I’ve seen the side-by-side... goddamn.

Hmm, I think I dig the Korean version more than the others. The language seems to fit a bit better with the breathy kind of singing style? Probably just to my ears.

If that’s your brand of stupidity brother, go for it! I won’t judge you harshly.

Having played it, I can tell you there’s absolutely no way this’ll be fixed by January.

On the other hand, outrage is an unlimited, abundant resource, so it’s fine to freely dispense it towards anything and everything that rates on the stupidity spectrum.

Oh god damnit, not again. Just when I think I’m going to have a chance to play the game, some utter assholes ruin it. Can we please just get a western region-locked release so the Chinese overlords can’t complain?

Tunche had me at “couch co-op in the Amazon” and Calico had me at “cats,” but Happy Game... I was like “Oh, this looks a lot like a game from Amani-... JESUS CHRIST.” So Chuchel, but also Silent Hill? Sign me up, you psychopaths.