Ah, well, guess it’s time to restock the liquor cabinet. Gotta be prepared for the next four years.

Wait, you can kill the Alien with a weapon in Alien Isolation?

I think I’m most excited by how much more involved the museum appears to be. All those rooms with fancy lighting and soothing-as-heck music? I’m there.

Oh thank god. I was still having to move my chair much closer to the TV, even after the previous font update. This will be very welcome.

Hmmm, I want to try this, but by skewering the egg and roasting it over a campfire. I’ll report the results next time I go camping.

Uh huh, but do you have Nissans? Didn’t think so.

Oh hell, I do something similar to this. When I’m dealing with ornery male patients, I use my “dumb girl” voice and couch everything I’m asking them to do as them doing me a “favor.” It works for 99% of the male population, except for that 1% that hate women and only want male nurses/doctors.

You had me at Gideon Emery. That man’s voice is sex incarnate and I would listen to him narrate the back of a goddamn cereal box, let alone voice any given video game character.

I was just lamenting the gender lock thing today. I’ve been entertaining the idea of going over to a male lala from a viera for a while (choosing male only because I hate the female lala voices), but then I discovered exactly how much of my glamours were gender locked. It genuinely gave me pause about whether I wanted…

Hmm, at this point I’d just be happy with a compilation on the Switch like what they did with Grandia and Mana.

I deeply adore so many NPCs from so many games, but hands-down it’s gotta be my boi Haurchefant. The ultimate bro, he was a genuinely kind, caring, and welcoming presence in an otherwise hostile world, the one life-line after your character loses everything in FFXIV. Pour one out for the homie.

Journey. That game hit me hard, cried like a damn baby at the end. I was fortunate enough to get paired with someone who stuck it with me through it all. I’d pay money to experience that again.

Hell, I want me some The Last Story on the Switch. Feel like that didn’t get nearly as much love as it should.

*clutches pearls* W-W-What?! The Scarlet Letter made the hated list? That was our class’ favorite required reading book. We made so many memes about the characters and posted them in the classroom (our teacher, also being a nerd of good taste, encouraged this). We also discussed the (probably debunked) possibility of…

A lot of these summaries read like something that would put me on an FBI watchlist if I even accidentally clicked the play button for the trailer...

When they played on my server there was someone crafting right next to them as goldsmith and I swear they were trying to time their skill use to the music. The “tinktinktink” matched up perfectly to several moments in the Star Ocean song that it made me wonder if it was planned.

Oh man, Heather, I’m way late to this, but I was there too! I sent snapchats of to my non-FFXIV friend who was more or less like “Oh, that’s cool” I had to call my FC over to get confirmation that this was, indeed, very cool. It was really neat and I mildly lost my shit for the Star Ocean song (it being one of my…

I could not be more happy about not having to buy a new game

*whispers* I heard they handle joysticks. A veritable den of sin!

Oh, no joke. My exact first thought before I read the article was “Must be the Woodlands,” followed quickly by “Or perhaps Friendswood?”