Just looking at the clip in the video, it seems like movement is actually kind of interesting? There’s the standard spring-dash and the jump-dash, but there’s also the character using (what I assume to be) her weapon as a pogo stick and then catching onto rocks with an axe? I mean, I guess that’s just a fancier way of…

What? You didn’t have fun with your moat carps?

I came here expecting to see BoF’s fishing on this list, particularly BoF 3 for me, and was shocked it wasn’t there.

I’d argue that it’s only a jerk move if you’re the type who would never reciprocate such a favor.

I mean, this? This is the correct answer. Especially this...

Agreed. I have nothing but fond memories for Warriors of the Wind and I don’t think it can entirely be blamed on rose-tinted glasses.

And just like that, I’ve subscribed again. Now I can finally finish all those RPGs I started.

I mean, he ain’t wrong, we should experience it in its original form. But thanks to Konami, we can’t.

Hmm, I’ve checked my books and... yes, it appears that this now ranks as the best thing ever. I friggin’ love the soundtracks for all the games. Would have killed to see this in person, but I’ll settle for the video.

It’s honestly shocking that it hasn’t been re-released yet, but the fact that so many older games are getting revisited (Langrisser, Grandia, Mana, etc) gives me hope. Maybe, just maybe...

I am immune to your disdain. One order of a large meat lover’s with pineapple, please!

No, but guess I completely misunderstand what you mean by “play like” then. Disregard!

I’m not sure if it’s a bizarre “ritual” per se... but any time I play any Spyro games (original or remaster), I always try to jump up a full flight of stairs using the jump+charge pouncing run. If I fail I sometimes go back down the stairs to try again.

I’d rather play the home console version of Single Garter Snake in the House than Spider Had a Million Babies and Now They’re Scattering All Over the Bathroom Floor. I hated that game.

Sometimes it’s not a failure to teach, it’s a failure to learn.

I think a month would be awfully generous.

Depending on what you mean by “play like,” I’d argue that Ape Escape is mechanically very similar. Or at least it was the very first game that popped into my head, having played both of them.

It’s all going to be pointless anyway. Once he’s out, he won’t live long. They’d have to do some next level cosmetic surgery to safely hide him in witness protection, if he can even manage to shrug off his habits.

I’m extremely excited for this, especially because I’ve never heard of this game before. Always looking for new, unique RPGs... even if this isn’t particulary new? Can’t wait!

If anything, he can introduce the developer/publisher names and then the title on the start menu like how the Resident Evil titles get introduced. I can hear it now.