I was going to say that this is an oddly specific anchor crush, but then I remembered that I was thirsty for Marvin Zindler in my pre-teen and teen years, so... so there’s that.

Psyduck, the real star of the movie.

Casablanca

I once saw a comic comparing creative works to cakes. A baker puts his cake, a single-layer cake, on the table next to this multi-layer massively decorated cake. The baker thinks “Oh no, that guy’s cake is better than mine” and walks away. Then along comes a person and he’s like “Oh yeessssss, TWO CAKES!” and eats…

Same. I’d like to play that game and watch the Netflix series, please.

What RPG has the best music? The answer is simple: It’s Chrono Cross, and nothing else has ever come close.

I had to google to confirm which of those are the “real” names, because all of them looked completely made up...

I wish I had this problem. All the things I want desperately have been delayed to 2020. Yesterday brought the final blow in my hopeful optimism’s coffin... Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle Remastered.

Previous games by Spiders have handled quite a few social issues, though not well simply for lack of... I’m not sure how to describe it. In Technomancer I saw where they were going when trying to talk about things like exploitation of labor, discrimination, and the plight of the outsider, but it was handled clumsily…

God damnit, I want to star this... but... no, just. No.

I love all the sweet eight-legged babies that live in my house.

I had to watch that Beat Saber video several times. That’s really friggin’ cool.

My god, that’s so perfect, it writes itself. I won’t accept any other name for a cod Pokemon.

He’s kind of a shade of orangey-brown?

I bought this on Steam on a whim and found it to be a genuine delight. The humor is cute, as are the characters, design... basically everything. Quirky in a Katamari way. I look forward to the sequels!

I’d like to, but he’s married.

I wonder when we’ll see the ID Channel episode. Evil Lives Here, Fatal Vows, or Dateline? Place your bets now.

Oh man, I hope that’s a real Pokemon. Look at its doofy grin! I must have it. Looks like perhaps a Sardine or Cod type Pokemon. Cod would make sense for Britain.

Well, that does it. I’m going to have an entire party full of food Pokemon because now I can. I won’t call it my Pokemon team, I’ll call it my Buffet.