I think a sequel isn’t... in the cards, because it’s simply easier to rehash stories. But I’d definitely be down for a remaster on the PS4, maybe with some decent online matching and leaderboards?

Oh god, is it seriously that soon? How much free time do these publishers think we have?!

Why does Nintendo insist on being weird and releasing games on Friday instead of Tuesday? Is this a Japan thing? I feel like it’s a Japan thing.

Damn, I think out of all the artists ever featured here this one is now my favorite. I love how detailed the sketches are, but those paintings? I’d have them all over my walls. I like art the best when I feel like I can learn something just from looking at them. The lighting in the mermaid painting looks damn cool.

As true today as it was when it was written.

Exactly how many chains is too many chains? Three? Four? Gold or silver make any difference? Does the girth of the chain itself matter? Or the length? I’m still talking about chains here, just wondering.

Only certain parts of Leviticus! You’d be selling out America to the Commies if you follow all of it.

Just watched the ad now and... I felt that. You felt that. All the people with boobs felt that. The feeling of relief was too real. Heck, even the fact she’s wearing a bandaid on the back of her heel was real.

This is all true as hell, but at the same time this little stunt should not have happened at all. I don’t care if it was rude to Taylor Swift or not, but it was definitely hella rude to Beyonce. Putting her on the spot was not a supportive action and it just came off as Kanye wanting to be in the limelight at someone…

Weird, I haven’t heard a single thing about this game until this exact moment... and now you had me at “Dark Souls with guns.”

Obviously, all varieties of Suezo need to come from Kanye songs. I will not budge on this assumption.

Nah, not enough of those jobs in rural America. More likely they’ll just be asking for spare change.

If there’s one developer I will buy sight unseen, it’s Spiders. It’s been really, really cool to see them grow as a team and see how they learn from each game they make. The first game I played of theirs was Faery and they’ve come so far since then. I preordered this on the PSN as soon as it popped up and I’m greatly…

I feel like poop that hot should have been used as a firestarter. Or they could put it in one of those bedwarming pans. Is its poop shaped like a rock? What if fire stones are actually just their poop that’s had the opportunity to cool off?

Right? I don’t come to the internet to feel good about humanity!

Oh, so this is how the world ends. That’s not what my money was on but I’m sure my co-workers will be thrilled to win that drunken after-work bet we made after the last election.

I mean... didn’t you hear the thought process though? It was... “whatever.”

Here you go:

*shudder* Responsibility. It’s the exact reason why I don’t play a healer. Like, there’s pretending I know what I’m doing when I play DRK, and then there’s actually legitimately having to know what I’m doing and... I’m not about that life. And to have to know what you’re doing and show people how to do one of the most…

Same. I mean, that point might feel good in the moment and the looks on their faces when they first meet you would be pretty choice. But then would come the sugar in the gas tanks and the burning crosses on the lawn and it wouldn’t be so thrilling anymore.