Weird, I haven’t heard a single thing about this game until this exact moment... and now you had me at “Dark Souls with guns.”

Obviously, all varieties of Suezo need to come from Kanye songs. I will not budge on this assumption.

Nah, not enough of those jobs in rural America. More likely they’ll just be asking for spare change.

If there’s one developer I will buy sight unseen, it’s Spiders. It’s been really, really cool to see them grow as a team and see how they learn from each game they make. The first game I played of theirs was Faery and they’ve come so far since then. I preordered this on the PSN as soon as it popped up and I’m greatly…

I feel like poop that hot should have been used as a firestarter. Or they could put it in one of those bedwarming pans. Is its poop shaped like a rock? What if fire stones are actually just their poop that’s had the opportunity to cool off?

Right? I don’t come to the internet to feel good about humanity!

Oh, so this is how the world ends. That’s not what my money was on but I’m sure my co-workers will be thrilled to win that drunken after-work bet we made after the last election.

I mean... didn’t you hear the thought process though? It was... “whatever.”

Here you go:

*shudder* Responsibility. It’s the exact reason why I don’t play a healer. Like, there’s pretending I know what I’m doing when I play DRK, and then there’s actually legitimately having to know what I’m doing and... I’m not about that life. And to have to know what you’re doing and show people how to do one of the most…

Same. I mean, that point might feel good in the moment and the looks on their faces when they first meet you would be pretty choice. But then would come the sugar in the gas tanks and the burning crosses on the lawn and it wouldn’t be so thrilling anymore.

To this day just the mention of Phantom Menace brings back an instant recollection of the music for the climax battle and it remains one of the best pieces of music in any movie, in my clearly biased opinion. And I flat out didn’t like the movie, but I’ll be damned if that scene wasn’t hella good and made even better…

But if he was murdered in his cell, then he didn’t commit suicide. They did their job!

Oh man, I hadn’t seen this until now. This is pure gold.

Dang, I feel bad that Betty White had to get dragged into this, but... where’s the lie?

Oh man, that one of the faerie (?) sitting on the edge of the cliff is absolutely boss. Art so fine I’d hang it on my wall.

Well, I’d intended to buy it on Steam for that instant gratification, but I guess I’ll get it on Epic? Or wait for the console version. I’m not picky. I just want my stupidly adorable squish pets to start a farming empire, I’m not asking for much.

Yes, my contrarian disposition immediately demanded that I buy this book and do a crappy Google translation version. I won’t do it because I’m lazy, but I did think about it for a moment.

Oh yes! Those little 3D model ones that look like they’re either made with plastic figures or clay? *chef kiss* Fabulous. I also really like the cards that form a panoramic scene when you put them together.

It’s not pornography if it’s fine art! Be sure to tell your bosses that!