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I agree with that sentiment. If I don’t think too hard about the actual story itself, I really enjoyed the game. Especially the Pirates world. But then if I take a moment to think on the story itself I’m left asking the question “What the hell actually happened?” The answer seems to be “*shrug*”

It looks like you’re playing a Netflix animated series and I am 100% okay with it. I can’t wait!

This actually begs a relatively loaded question:

Listen here, asshole, you take that back! Pufferfish are noble creatures of high class and good taste!

I’ve examined all the charts and I believe it puts them firmly in the “traitor” category.

Oh, thank god for that, I didn’t see that part initially. I was so disgusted by the implication it was only coming to Xbox.

Have you ever read the title of an article and just asked yourself “What the fuck is this?” This is one of those times. How can such a garbage human being exist?

Prepare for heartbreak?

This was my first thought exactly watching the trailer. Throughout the game I was like “Wait, what happened here? Why the skip?” And now we know where all that missing content went.

You call it “kink,” I call it getting signed up for a lifetime on the sex offender’s registry.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Uh, no. No. I think the word she’s trying to find is “violated.” Nothing feels like rape except rape.

I... I can’t even tell if that’s real or not...

Gonna have to be the same for me. Beakman is a darling, but he’d let his friends have the run of the place. And we’ve all seen Lester’s standards for hygiene.

Well, we’re all children of Mothra, so it’s an OK assumption to make.

I anticipate a lot of Zacian’s getting named “Sif” and I’m quite okay with that.

Well, in this instance, it seems to be exactly what this person is complaining about.

Oh man, those look amazing and I don’t care how awful for your health they are. I bet they’d taste amazing dipped in jalapeno ranch, hmmmm.

Same, and now I’m kicking myself. Probably should have guessed they’d put this as a free game with the third one coming out this year, ugh.

Same. A porch view of the snowy mountains at dawn? Sign me up. I was incredibly blessed to get a house in the Goblet with a direct view of the open canyon, but I would trade it in a heartbeat for an Ishgard house.