So, that looks like it’d be a very good workout for all your muscle groups and decent cardio, but... at what cost?

Damn, dinner and a free show. That’s an excellent deal.

Never had an alcoholic family member before, huh? It shows. He’s 24 and an alcoholic. Where do you think that habit started?

More literally close to FF:CC. You start the game with a choice of fixed races and you can swap out the gender and basic customization. Each race has its own storyline (and also play mechanics) that’s tangentially linked by the Big Plot Thing. It’s been a while since I created a character, but if I remember correctly…

Parents didn’t care enough to get him help when they knew he was an alcoholic, but they sure care now that he’s dead and tangentially related to a rich celebrity.

Reading what Enfy said, I don’t think they’re referring to the differences of the weapons, but the actual controls themselves. Remember how you had to do “the claw” with your fingers to move your character at the same to you panned the camera? Or the lack of one-button quickslots necessitating a dash-shuffle to move…

a mixture of poverty and hunger forced me to eat spaghetti made with Taco Bell meat (my roommate worked there), Ragu sauce and Ramen noodles

Hell, it felt like just yesterday, but maybe it’s just the countless examples all bleeding together into one continuous shitshow. I was shocked it had been a year at all.

What... what kind of Uber drives out to a boat in the water...?

It’s a beautiful wall. The best wall.

Uh, you’re being absolutely ridiculous. We already know that guns have more God-given rights than people, regardless of their born or unborn status. Get the heck out of here with your liberal, anti-gun nonsense!

Sure, uninstall it, but it’s probably too late. I imagine in the month since the vulnerability was discovered they already had robocallers work through as many numbers as possible to infect as many users as possible. Just consider that you’ve been compromised and factory reset your phone if you’re the paranoid type.

Free? That’s a pleasant surprise, but I totally would have paid for that.

It’s definitely the music. To this day I cannot hear her theme without getting teary-eyed (Emile’s theme from Nier is another one that guts me, too). There’s probably some scientific, heavily-studied explanation with a fancy name for this phenomenon.

So I’ve been playing the Japanese release of it off and on and it’s basically a very light version of an action RPG. The pay elements I’ve encountered so far haven’t been intrusive. Though I will admit I haven’t played it avidly, only here or there when I don’t have a huge time commitment and just want to do a brief…

Oh, that’s good. I thought the gap was going to be much bigger to English release so I’ve been playing the Japanese download version (which happens to be in English). It’s a fairly decent F2P game that’s amusing if you have a gap between games to play.

I think Dany chose to burn the city for a very specific and relatively foreshadowed reason: she was punishing the populace. They specifically mentioned how the cities she liberated across the sea were sort-of bloodless battles because the people rose up against their oppressors themselves and then welcomed her as…

No worries, I got’chu fam. So they’re tiny hamburger cookies about the size of a nickel. The top and bottom “bun” parts are crunchy, slightly sweet cookie biscuits with decorative crunchier bits on top that are supposed to look like the sesame seeds on buns. The yellow layer is the “cheese” and it’s white chocolate.…

What exactly made them uncomfortable? I mean, it’s been years and years since I’ve watched the Pokemon cartoon, but I’m fairly certain in one episode a Lickitung did something similar? Is it just because it’s more... “real” in live-action so it’s more gross than funny?

Dragon Quest Builders and, let me tell you, the comic is spot-on if you’re familiar with the game. Actually got a laugh out of me. And also a thoughtful nod as I considered implementing the same thing in my village...