Uh, the original Mini didn’t *have* a glovebox.

So the US is running away from protecting its ally who defeated IS for it, so fast that the US had to bomb US bases because they didn’t even have time to bring their ammunition with them, handing Russia and Iran control of Syria...

Color me confused. Frist, I have always had the reminders app in my iCloud account. So I don’t understand why you say it has been resurrected. Second, even by your own screen shot it still says “Find iPhone”.

The answer is no; now, what’s the question?

I read the NYT article this morning. The thing that jumped out at me was this:

Come now. You know the only justification Trump needs is that the last President was for it, therefore it must be destroyed at all costs.

WTF is the purpose of trying to roll back emissions standards if basically all of the major manufacturers have already agreed to it? Oh yeah, the same thing that causes these morons to constantly shoot themselves in the d!ck... “owning the libs.”

I think an easy solution to the bathroom thing is that people of all genders and identification just shit in a plastic bag and then mail it to Mitch McConnell 

Just like how after Obergefell v. Hodges everyone is forced to be gay married.

Lil’ Cruz’s audition went well. I do hope he’s appointed as the first permanently-stationed member of the space corps, preferably in lunar orbit.

This can’t be true. I have it on good authority that Donald Trump and his policies have saved the country after Obama’s disastrous economic policies.

Mini door pockets would take something like six bottles of gin.

If you see similarities in design between these two cars, then your vision lacks clarity.

Heresy Jason! The DS is unique, even among Citroëns, adding some wheel covers to a car doesn't make it an equal. Same goes for the tech being weird. They don't even look vaguely the same 🤔 

Torch, buddy, you need to get your vision checked and/or your eyeglass prescription updated, because that nasty Japanese thing should not be spoken of in the same breath as The Goddess. Just no.

The only thing anyone needs to know about Aryan Nations Barbie is that she’s the one responsible for putting little kids in cages.

One look at that face and you see the the real side of Trump’s circle of fascist fiends. Not one ounce of compassion for humanity, not one ounce of common decency, not one ounce of love. They are so warped by hatred of those less fortunate people for who life is a daily struggle to survive. And their more intense…

As if this American Hitler spear-carrying bureaucrat was some sort of saint for resigning. She wasn’t.

“The military is too complicated. Our soldiers show go back to throwing rocks.”

D. Trump - Commander in Chief