Reminded me of this hilarious song...

Yes, Ford’s been slower than you might like, but this article is riddled with inaccuracies.

I have read elsewhere that all four storage pockets combined would carry 28 bottles--27 gin and 1 vermouth--for Sir Alex’s ideal martini ratio...

Not sure if this is buried in the 200+ replies, but would the cooking time vary based on the amount of bacon? 

Er... because CLS? And A7? If you can’t differentiate between an 8GC and a 7, check out a CLS and an S. 

Hmm... maybe ask all those Tesla owners?

The original Mini was designed with door bins just right to accommodate a bottle of Gordon’s gin. And designer Sir Alec Issigonis apparently felt smoking was really, really important, which is why an ashtray is standard but there was no accommodation for seatbelts.

Lets face it—it’s easier to make the case that the Rivian R1T is the DS of trucks then to try and establish any relationship between the DS and the Clarity. 

Er, no. As noted before, you’re comparing a boring sedan with the legendary DS because of wheel skirts.

Just like my eyeglasses (which I could easily replace with contacts), our mixers (yes, we own a few, including one similar to—but in nicer shape—than the one below) are a design statement for our kitchen. And we do use them for more than fluffy cakes—at the very least, it’s great for cheesecakes, too.

You’re going to miss the Opel Karl? Well, you’re in luck--you can buy one at your local Chevy dealer. It’s the Spark.

Hmm... figure out which pocket I stashed my phone in to extract it, tap the screen, and determine the time—or flick my wrist and glance at a stylish accessory. Rather a no-brainer. 

Jeez, guys--you know, Google can help you find a photo of a 1966 Lincoln to go along with your article on the 1966 Lincoln...

“Of course, people will see this as disrespectful, because you shouldn’t touch things that aren’t yours, or you don’t have permission to touch. I would argue the opposite. It is disrespectful to the car if you own it and won’t let other people touch it, feel it, experience it.”

You seem to have confused the terms “experience” with “leave greasy handprints” and “scrape the fender with my jeans”. Great that you have sat in and ridden exotics. That’s different than leaning into a car and scraping up the door with your belt buckle.

You’re not really the opposite. You make a key point—”as long as I know and trust them”. The author feels someone at a car show should be able to do whatever the f**k he wants because cars “deserve” to be touched.

No. What a load of tripe.

The “meh car of iconic cars”? Like, “the most boring Ferrari”? Sorry, even the most boring Ferrari is still more exciting than the most exciting Lada. If you had bolstered your case from actual quotes from 1955-57 that said, “Meh—it’s nothing special” I might have agreed with you. But that’s apparently not the case...

That’s Utey McUteface to you, laddie...

They haven’t decided which brand, which products, or what year they are planning to return? Doesn’t sound like they are very “deep in the process”...