Don’t mind me, I’ll be keeping the light on tonight. Oh, why? No reason. No reason at all. *rocks back and forth*

I had no idea Brian Matusz was still playing professionally. In the big leagues. In America. Amazing.

Its amazing. LeBron came back to Cleveland to play with this souped up roster and at the end of the day, its back to being just LeBron.

Heard your spot on Elliot in the Morning today, pretty excited for the show.

Phil, is that you? Loved what you did with the Bulls, but you’ve really stunk up the joint since returning to New York.

That escalated quickly.

It blows my mind that this is an article we’re encouraging here. “Anonymous Woman” is advocating committing a felony. Hm, yes. Smuggling a baby powder container of cocaine through the airport seems like a good idea that has no opportunity to go really poorly.

You know Mojang got bought by Microsoft for 2.5 billion (that’s with a B) dollars, right? They’re hardly small.