Ummm.... “freak folk-pop”? Sorry, but I think you need to refresh your genre definitions. This sounds like a straight up John Mayer or Charlie Puth type.

You’re missing out - the end result in this case is very tasty. I am also pretty sure you’ve had boiled chicken ion your life, you just didn’t know it.

yes, thank you for saying this. Dani burning the glasses is clearly just a symbolic gesture to show she's ready to let her guilt about dead fiancee go. it's not like she could have just chucked his glasses in the trash anytime in the past few years and been free of the haunting!

BRAIN: That wasn’t a child, Pinky. That was a Marshmallow Peep you’d somehow mistaken for your own son.
PINKY: Oh, right. I miss you, Peepy...
BRAIN: Ugh.

“I thought we ate all our children Brain?"

Between this and the new Looney Tunes on HBO Max, I expect an increase in sales of anvils and dynamite.

Candyman isn’t a “teen” slasher. It’s about anthropologists (who own a condo!), and based on a Clive Barker story.

Horror movies in the 80s were pretty not-scary and not-good

Don’t worry - there will come a day when the entire world looks in their collective mirror and says to themselves “Wow, does my music suck. We were wrong and CruzeHatch was right. CruzeHatch was right the whole time. We’ve been such idiots.” And on that day, CruzeHatch, I hope you are prepared to tell the world what…

Both Travis Scott and J Balvin have sold tens of millions of records.

IMO if you’re old enough to have no idea who these people are you’re old enough to not GAF what McDonald’s is serving these days.

Careful bud. Soon they’ll make a Cruzehatch “get off my lawn” special. Pretty sure it’s a regular hamburger, small fry, and a pedialyte mcflurry

I’ve never heard of him, either, but it says right there in the article that he’s one of the most streamed artists on Spotify. Far from being a no-name, that means he’s a pretty massive deal, and we know fuck all about popular culture.

“One of the most depressing evenings I ever spent was in an A&W in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, in early January. It was 930 at night, easily -15 outside, the employees seemed miserable, and the smell of grease was so strong that it stuck to my clothes for days afterward. “

And this is somehow A&W’s fault? 

The Mama Burger does not even admit to herself she knows what’s going on with the Papa Burger and the Buddy Burger.

And did they even think about what they were doing when they called a mayo-like substance “teen sauce?”

Why is the Uncle Burger always staring creepily at the Teen Burger?

A couple of other things A&W has going for it:

Isn’t A&W Canada Root Beer made with cane sugar? Apart from the politics, cane sugar just makes for a better tasting, smoother beverage.