What did you read that gave you a lame sense of humor and an empty skull?

Last night I made some popcorn, got some soda, and settled my nephews in for a movie pajama party at home with The Force Awakens. They are 5 and 7, and the 5 year old asks a million annoying questions a second, but I feel like I’m passing Star Wars off to a new generation. Then General Organa walks off her ship to…

Kinda digging all the prequel-y bits, especially the shiny speeders and the casino.

I didn’t even look at the history - it was just the “please provide sources and if not Imma call you names” tone, like he thinks he’s a Trump or smthg.

No they are just letting you know that black people are not a blob. We are people who could be affected by this so, why not here.

This may surprise you, but women can also be Black and that site is not the paragon of intersectionality.

Well, come on, CA legislature. Hurry it up.

Real world explosions? What are you on about? Do we have health meters that can be replenished by getting hearts IRL or something?

I think it really is a more philosophical split. Gate Skip cuts out an entire section from the run involving Child Link. The effect of the trick is just as drastic as a hypothetical clip through the gate itself.

Ignoring the rare complexity of the trick (11-12 frame perfect inputs!) there’s the argument that it moves…

Are they just mad that now they’ll have to learn to do this really difficult new trick if they want to set new records?

Seems fundamentally no different than “rocket jumping” (or I guess generally speaking “explosion boosting”) in any other game. He’s not passing through any solid walls or breaking the physics of the game in any way: he’s simply using insane skills and timing to redirect his momentum in mid-air to “jump” over a…

How long until these comments are swarmed by white folk screaming about Vikings or some shit.

Very, very cool to get the actual story behind the photo. I’ve definitely seen it bandied about here and there over the years, and while my friends and I did a great many things with duct tape in the 90's as teenagers—particularly on marching band trips—none of us ever tried taping someone to an i-beam for a LAN party.

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Wait, I thought Donald was “so good with the cyber. So good”

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Sigh, despite my best efforts I’m kind of getting excited. My expectations aren’t sky high or anything, but I enjoyed the trailer, and unlike a lot of people (and don’t get me wrong, I understand why people are like this, zero disrespect) I don’t really care about timelines and whether it all fits together nicely…

If they’re motion-capturing for Warlock, why would they have to be Caucasian?

“Microsoft, meanwhile, had a new Forza car racing game and...actually that’s it. The majority of its “exclusives,” the games you buy a console for because it is the only place to experience the game, are either “Microsoft” exclusive, which means they can be played on a PC as well, or they’re “timed” exclusives, like…

Well, let’s be honest here for a second about Trek’s racial depictions. Yes, the human crews are harmonious, diverse, and progressive. The alien races they encounter, though, are not so much. The Vulcans are more or less a hodgepodge of Japanese stereotypes (cold, calculating, monocultural, freaky sex practices that…

Gladly.