As a Boston guy who was treated to years of epic Jonny Gomes audio, this was the most normal, mainstream-funny, sensible, and likable thing I think he’s said into a microphone.

Something tells me you wouldn’t say that to Jonny Gomes in a supermarket.

I’m sure the haters will come for him but that was fucking awesome. This is the turnout before him.

Is Ben Zobrist mean Alex Gordon in this situation because he is the only one not smiling? Ben Zonbrist probably apologized to all the Mets players for making them look so feeble after winning the World Series.

Bottom left is Cyborg Alex Gordon.

Nobody got paid for this post, right?

What you hate is happiness