As much as I would like this to be a reality, I can't pretend that I get consistent enough service on the 25th floor to even begin to sound professional/maintain a connection. Our office has IP-based landlines that are brilliant, clear, and easy to manage from a telecom perspective.

I really have no clue

This isn't the same Google Now. Unless you can make your iPhone default to Now instead of Siri, it's still pretty useless. 3rd party apps just aren't that good on the iPhone.