How do you not understand what I just said?

If the dems hadn’t forced everyone aside for Queen Hillary’s coronation, Warren could’ve been president right now and we wouldn’t be talking about angry orange.

It got leaked months ago that it was in the works. They have set photos from Falcon & Winter Soldier showing a SWORD base and the logos. Supposedly Fury, Quake, Monica Rambeau and some other SHIELD characters will be in the cast. They’ve sort of dropped hints in the last Spider-Man and the SHEILD finale.

I will never be able to take Jim Parson seriously no matter how hard he tries. I just can’t. I like the rest of the cast, but if it all hangs on Parsons, I’ll pass.

How long is Disney going to keep pretending that everyone doesn’t know about the Agents of S.W.O.R.D. show that’s coming?

It would be nice to find out what actually took place since it’s all just vagaries and no one involved is coming off looking very good at this point.  

Yeah, this is going to be Helstrom in name only. Disney would never touch the character, so it’s allowed to exist on Hulu as a pastiche of tired tropes and only a thin connection to Marvel, but not the MCU. This screams cancelled after one season.

That’s what’s starting to worry me. There’s just way too much going on in this show and it’s trying to say way too many things. Combine that with the quote from Misha Greene saying she wanted to include every type of genre in the show and I start to fret that this may end up as sort of a mess.

“Where were these people when The Blue Lagoon came out?”

True. Which has also become a problem because it’s exposed the weaknesses of some of the cast members by giving them too many things to do that they’re not good at instead of spreading the roles to let everyone play to their strengths. 

I immediately thought that the skinny white dude was Punkie and I immediately hated him. I think I’m just going to pretend that was correct and go forward with that assumption.

There hasn’t been a single one of the Hulu/Blumhouse movies that I’ve watched that’s better than meh and most are flat out terrible. I’ll probably cave and give most of these a try, only to turn it off halfway in as usual. Maybe Amazon will at least give them enough money to not feel like community theater production.

Four of those people seem to have found their space in the cast. They’re still trying to figure out how to squeeze in Owen Wilson segments for poor Melissa.

Can we stop pretending that Jodorowsky is a brilliant artist instead of some dude that made some weird movies that are better to watch when you’re high?

Karolina is the real MVP here.

Just change her name and the show’s name to Karen and leave it as is.

I read the book as a young teenager and I remember reading and rereading the ending several times thinking that it had to be some sort of metaphor and not literally the hand of God and I just wasn’t getting it. 

If you think this is why Disney hasn’t released the movie, you’re pretty far up your own ass. I doubt anyone at Disney is even aware or this, nor would any executive care. A small amount of people online have commented on this and no one at Disney reads any of those comments. I’d be surprised if a handful of Disney…

This is the problem with AV Club now. They don’t have actual writers with knowledge of, a love for and and an eagerness to explore the subjects they’re covering. They used to. Now it’s just self-absorbed bloggers with limited knowledge and lots of opinions based off of that limited knowledge. It’s all about snark, not…

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